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Poison Changed Yushchenko's Face (Before and After)
Medical experts have confirmed that Viktor Yushchenko, Ukraine’s opposition leader, was poisoned in an attempt on his life during election campaigning, the doctor who supervised his treatment at an Austrian clinic said yesterday.
Specialists in Britain, the United States and France had helped to establish that it was a biological agent, a chemical agent or, most likely, a rare poison that struck him down in the run-up to the presidential election. Full Story 

Yesterday Droppings, Today Pee Pee
No, he is not the reason for Schnitt's mystery doodie. An Orange County sheriff's deputy was fired after surveillance video showed him urinating in a public elevator, according to Local 6 News.
 

Schnitt's Mystery Doodie

 
Help Schnitt identify these droppings...
See a photo of the mysterious doodie Click Here

Canada arrests Bush
A fake CNN "Bush Arrested in Canada" story has hit the web - http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html
Here is a back up copy of the site just in case it gets pulled down - Click Here

Phil The Sore
A county health agency public service television ad designed to raise awareness about the dangers of syphilis has been rejected by local TV stations that consider the content inappropriate.
See the TV advertisement here.
 
Direct video link here: PhilTheSoreAd

Lafave Phone Calls
Police reports say LaFave had sex with the student in a classroom and in the backseat of an SUV. Atty's say it may be difficult to explain insanity on so many different occasions. Full Story
 

Robot Soldiers
As early as March or April, 18 units of the Talon -- a robot armed with automatic weapons -- are scheduled to report for duty in Iraq. Around the same time, the first prototypes of a new, unmanned ambulance should be ready for the Army to start testing. Full Story

Twins

 
Long lost separated at birth twins. Peter from the Family Guy and Michael Moore.

Hot for Teacher NUTS!
Debra LaFave the former Greco Middle School teacher accused of having sex with a student on several occasions. Her attorney John Fitzgibbons says she has a history of emotional problems. They plan to enter a plea of insanity. Latest Video of her at the courthouse courtesy of WTSP channel 10.
 
Refresh your memory with these past Debra LaFave links, such as her engagement and wedding photos. The happy couple was married for less than a year. If you're
getting married soon you might want to get a quote from this wedding
photographer. His work is spectacular!

JAMICO Bob's Beef Jerky
Jamico Bob is the maker of the Official Beef Jerky of The Schnitt Show.
 
 
Bob has a bunch of great beef jerky flavors to choose from. His product is NOT available in stores, so if you want some you can contact him via email, JamicoBob@aol.com , Tell him Schnitt sent ya!!!
 
Check out all the flavors here.

EXCLUSIVE: Jeopardy Audio Leak!
Months ago we were told Ken Jennings was going  to lose on Jeopardy during his 75th appearance.  Could this be the audio of his final appearance on Jeopardy?  Hear the audio here:  Jeopardy - Ken Jennings

Florida Goes to Bush Get Over It!
Some wondered whether Florida's tally was corrupt, with one Internet site writing: ``George W. Bush's vote tallies, especially in the key state of Florida, are so statistically stunning that they border on the unbelievable.''
Last week, The Herald went to see for itself whether Bush's steamroll through North Florida was legitimate. Picking three counties that fit the conspiracy theory profile -- staunchly Democratic by registration, whoppingly GOP by voting -- two reporters counted more than 17,000 ballots over three days.
The conclusion: No conspiracy. Full Story

NBA Rumble
The National Basketball Association suspended nine players involved in Friday night's fight at The Palace of Auburn Hills, according to reports.

The NBA came down hard on three members of the Indiana Pacers. Overall, nine players from the teams were banned for 143 games, including some of the harshest penalties the league ever issued. Artest is the first player to be suspended for nearly an entire season for a fight during a game.  Read more about this story and see the video here.  ClickOnDetroit.com
. Cool T-Shirt to go with this story

Faking Dead
New press release from Centcom about insurgents playing opposum - http://www.centcom.mil/CENTCOMNews/News_Release.asp?NewsRelease=20041177.txt
 

Hey, He's with me!
President Bush stepped into the middle of a confrontation and pulled his lead Secret Service agent away from Chilean security officials who barred his bodyguards from entering an elegant dinner for 21 world leaders Saturday night. Full Story

Eagles Cheerleaders
 
NFL hypocrisy? They're complaining about the TO skit Monday night, but look what we found on the Eagles website. -  The lovely semi-nude Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders

MJ/Schnitt On The Insider
 
 
 
The Insider with Pat O'Brien ran MJ/Scnhitt's interview with Nicollette Sheridan as their top story. We called Nicollette Sheridan from Desperate Housewives to ask her about the Monday Night Football controversy.  Watch the complete story and hear the interview here.
 
Watch the video here: High  Low 

Fallujah Sarin

Marines discovered 40 vials of suspected Sarin gas while searching a house in Fallujah. It was secreted in a briefcase hidden in a truck in the courtyard of the house.
Side Note - Email from Listener Mike:
I used to be a Chemical Warfare Instructor during the gulf war I and the items you have pictured are not sarin gas tubes but test ampoules to test for the sarin gas.  Usually there is a suction bulb that goes with it that is used to suction air through the glass ampoules from a concentration of possible sarin gas. 
Just to set the record straight.

Smooches


Desperate Football
If you didn't see the skit involving actress Nicollette Sheridan and Philadelphia Eagles receiver Terrell Owens Monday night, perhaps you heard the click of remote controls everywhere as parents frantically tried to shield their children's eyes.
ABC's Monday Night Football game between the Cowboys and the Eagles opened with flirty banter between Owens and a towel-clad Sheridan and ended with the towel, and Owens' jaw, on the floor.
The racy skit was meant to be a nod toward ABC's popular series Desperate Housewives, in which Sheridan plays a less-than-wholesome divorcee, but some viewers didn't see the humor in the promotion. Full Story

Holy Cheese Sandwich
This is the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich for sale on ebay. Schnitt thinks it looks more like Lisa Marie Presley. Auction Page

Marine Shooting Video
Raw footage of the Marine shooting an insurgent in Fallujah, that is now being investigated. See the video here: Fallujah Shooting Video   Fallujah.US

Anna Nicole Smith - Wacked Out
Anna Nicole Smith introduces Kanye West during the 32nd annual American Music Awards. Full Story

Egg on His Face
Video of Carville smashing an egg on his face on Sunday's Meet the Press.
 

Fallujah Video
Video of the audio Schnitt played on the program showing a few minutes of what our fighting forces are doing in Fallujah. Battle Of Falluja Video

Burning Down the House
A nutcase shouting 'Allah' set himself on fire outside the White House. Secret Service wrestled him to the ground and put out the fire. Full Story

Martha's Roommate
Star Magazine has the scoop - "Martha and Kimberly get along just fine," says the source. "Martha shares some of her microwave meals with Kim. And Bennett was even seen giving Stewart a neck massage on Nov. 7."  Full Story

Finally!
Maybe Some Hope for the Palestinian People

The Terrorist is DEAD!
Here is an online one-minute film that really captures the pain and destruction that Arafat caused:   http://www.honestreporting.com/arafat
 
Great Frontpage
 

Vile Anti-Bush Rap
A listener's email (Rex in San Antonio) - This video put out by Gratas Palament (Norway Rap Group) is a frightening testament to European hate for Prez' Bush.  Skip to the end and be shocked. File format is Quicktime and may take a while to load depending on your connection. http://www.stress.no/gatasparlament_antiamerikanskdans_stress_no.mov

Ashcroft Resigns

(AP Photo) John Ashcroft with the Spirit of Justice statue in the background.

Idiot Website
Someone has set up a new website to say sorry to the world from half of America - Sorryeverbody.com

Kerry supporters seek therapy in South Florida
Post-election trauma, Boca in denial - trauma specialist Dr. Douglas Schooler said he has treated 15 clients and friends with “intense hypnotherapy” since the Democratic nominee conceded last Wednesday. Full Story

Blue states buzz over secession
Civil war rumblings on the web from the blue states. Washington, Oregon, California, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Maryland and the Northeastern states — conjoined with Canada to form the "United States of Canada." The Internet has exploded with talk of a blue-state confederacy, including one screed circulating by e-mail that features a map of a new country called "American Coastopia" and proposes lopping off the Northeast, the West Coast and the upper Midwest to form a new country, away from the "rednecks in Oklahoma" and the "homophobic knuckle-draggers in Wyoming." Full Story

Priceless


Car Attack
A female listener stopped by Schnitt's studio to share the story of how she feels a Democrat keyed her car for having a Bush/Cheney sticker on it. Photos of the vandalized car.

Fireworks Explosion In Denmark
 
 
 
Denmark - Some of the more than 2,000 people evacuated after fire engulfed a Danish fireworks factory and set off a series of powerful explosions.   As many as 350 buildings, including private homes and small businesses, were damaged by the fire at the N.P. Johnsens fireworks factory in Kolding, western Denmark.  The fire, which started Wednesday, killed one firefighter and injured 25 others, including firefighters, rescue workers and police officers, and destroyed at least 20 houses. Read more at: FoxNews.com
 
              DenmarkFireworksExplosion       Still Photos Of The Explosion

P-Diddy: VOTE OR DIE!


A-Hole Filename
CNN Netscape placed an image of President Bush and his wife Laura on their homepage, and named the photo image 'asshole.jpg' another images labeled 'moron.jpg' - Full Story

Hollywood Exodus?
Here is the full list of the Hollywood Whine Rack that Schnitt was reading on the air.
Additional the Whine List and Righties.

Bush Wins
Senator John Kerry conceded the race for president this morning, calling President Bush at the White House to congratulate him after his aides conceded he would be unable to win a victory in Ohio. Full Story at the NY Times (requires login)

CNN T-Shirt Guy
During CNN's coverage of America Votes 2004, a man stood outside the window facing the CNN commentators. The man pulled his jacket open to reveal a white t-shirt with an expletive laden saying on it.

Heinz Happy Hour
In response to the listener claiming to have info that Teresa might have a drinking problem and be a nut job, we went to the web and found this photo that was floating around the internet.

DNC Legal Notice
PDF version of the DNC threat letter sent out ot poll watchers - Click Here

Osama Bin Kerry
 Schnitt came up with the idea to morph Kerry's head onto the latest Osama photo.
Click Here to compare the original with the Photoshop one.

Osama Threatens State by State
According to MEMRI - "This message was a warning to every U.S. state separately. When he [Osama Bin Laden] said, 'Every state will be determining its own security, and will be responsible for its choice,' it means that any U.S. state that will choose to vote for the white thug Bush as president has chosen to fight us, and we will consider it our enemy, and any state that will vote against Bush has chosen to make peace with us, and we will not characterize it as an enemy. By this characterization, Sheikh Osama wants to drive a wedge in the American body, to weaken it, and he wants to divide the American people itself between enemies of Islam and the Muslims, and those who fight for us, so that he doesn't treat all American people as if they're the same. This letter will have great implications inside the American society, part of which are connected to the American elections, and part of which are connected to what will come after the elections." Full Story

Iranian Lawmakers OK Uranium Enrichment
Shouts of "Death to America!" rang out in the conservative-dominated parliament after lawmakers voted to advance the nation's nuclear program, an issue of national pride that provides a rare point of agreement between conservatives and reformers. Full Story

Shonda and Curt Schilling
The couple were on Good Morning America and Curt made sure to tell everyone to vote Bush. Check out the video Click Here

Halloween Costumes
Tasteless do-it-yourself halloween costumes. Click Here

Email and Photo from Listener
Hello Schnitt,
Thought you may like the pic.. On Monday I heard your talkers in Tampa complain about Bush-Cheney signs being stolen. Well the same is going on in Jupiter, Fl and in the south Miami area where I work as a paramedic.. In fact we saw at least 2 more Bush signs stolen or destroyed on private properties (yards) while going on a call this morning. Last night I did a little sign planting and sent the message and pic.
Enough with the butchery and heisting of GW signs. After picking up this ripped up sign twice in two days, watch 3 of my neighbor's Bush-Cheney signs get destroyed, and listen to people on talk radio tell how Bush-Cheney signs in their areas are being stolen, it was time for action.
Look closely, no harm done to Kerry sign. Larger view of the Photo
Keep up the great work.
GR.

Kerry Flip Flops but Bush Flips Off
A Quicktime internet movie clip showing W giving his one finger victory sign - Click Here

Bohemian Parody
A new JibJab type political cartoon parody of the Presidential election. Political Bohemian Rhapsody from Flogo.com. http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/6019 also you can find a copy of it here http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1647
 

Hurricanes Bush's Fault
President George W. Bush has "ignored the threat of global warming," Floridians can expect to be hit by increasingly destructive hurricanes, a new billboard campaign says.
The billboards, going up along Interstate 4 between Tampa and Orlando -- a week before the presidential election -- read, "Global warming equals worse hurricanes. George Bush just doesn't get it." The billboards show a photo of a hurricane swirling toward Florida. Full Story

Piece Schnitt Read On-Air
Putting Everything in Perspective - An Editorial by Professor Matthew Manweller
This November we will vote in the only election during our lifetime that will truly matter.  Because America is at a once-in-a-generation crossroads, more than an election hangs in the balance.  Down one path lies retreat, abdication and a reign of ambivalence.  Down the other lies a nation that is aware of its past and accepts the daunting obligation its future demands.  If we choose poorly, the consequences will echo through the next 50 years of history.  If we, in a spasm of frustration, turn out the current occupant of the White House, the message to the world and ourselves will be two-fold.

Over a week later and still the best pic of the month

Dear Soldier
A new website BehindW.org has set up a tribute to the Soldier who is going to give his life away today for this country. View the tribute now

Better Home & Gardens
An extremely rare glimpse inside one of the last known homes of Osama bin Laden is provided by an exhibit now at the Tate Britain museum, which has just censured part of the controversial exhibit due to legal concerns. Full story and more photos of Osama's bunker

Took a Spill
We think Gerald Ford and Chevy Chase had the falling bit down pat. Don't think they broke anything when they fell, but Castro did his best imitation of them just after giving a speech; international press was there capture the moment. Full Story
 
Click here for the video.(if busy click here)

John "The Breck Girl" Edwards
A video showing that Edwards is way too interested in his hair. Maybe he was the one Carly Simon was singing about? View the video

Doctored Photo
Another photo making the email rounds. Some idiots don't realize it's doctored. For more doctored Bush photos and cartoons - Click Here

Crossfire Attacked
Daily Show anchor Jon Stewart browbeats CNN's Tucker Carlson over journalism ethics on Crossfire. View the exchange

Lynndie's Baby
Pfc. Lynndie England, the soldier seen in some of the most notorious photos with naked Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison, is a new mother. The 21-year-old reservist had the baby on Sunday at the post hospital at Fort Bragg. Full Story

Isn't that Special?
Thanks to Drudgereport.com for mining this story. Tennessee Democrats are distributing a flyer, stooping low with comments regarding Bush and the mentally handicapped
 
 
A listener emailed in the original internet image from which the idea was stolen. Click Here

Stolen Honor
Sinclair Broadcast has said that regular programming on 60 local stations nationwide owned will be preempted for the airing of Carlton Sherwood's "Stolen Honor: Wounds that Never Heal," an anti-John Kerry documentary about American POWs in Vietnam. More on this story
To find out more info on 'Stolen Honor' and listen to free excerpts - http://www.stolenhonor.com/

Global Test
John Kerry mentioned that we need to pass a 'Global Test'. The UN, getting with the times, has now made it very easy to get instant answers by putting the 'Global Test' online - http://transterrestrial.com/scripts/globaltest/

The New Soldier
We've heard a lot about John Kerry's first book THE NEW SOLDIER. The one that is out of print and he won't allow the publisher to reprint. We've found a blog that has links to the book for free in PDF format. Click Here
 
A listener sent us a link to another location to get this book free in PDF format - www.freekerrybook.org
 

Guaranteed in Stock?
A listener sent these photos in from video stores. Tons of Fahrenheit in stock, but only one copy of Fahren-Hype and it's checked out. BlockBuster & Hollywood Video Photos

Where's the Bathroom?
A videotape shows two men sneaking into home's yard and bending a Bush/Cheney sign to the ground. The men struggled to rip the sign out of the ground by shaking it and pulling it but couldn't get it off the posts, so they knocked it down. Sounds heard on the tape suggest the men urinated on the sign. They were white males, about 30 to 35 years old, well-dressed and well-groomed. Full Story

Will K-Mart Sell These Shirts?
Dallas-based B.A. Hobo Co. has created two designs based on the Alderson Federal Prison Camp, where Stewart will serve five months for lying to federal investigators about a stock sale. Stewart is to report to the women's prison Friday.
One shirt's slogan reads, "Camp Cupcake: Where there is no cherry on top." The shirt also lists "activities" at the prison — "decorative license plate making" and "good cellkeeping." The other shirt's slogan is "Camp Cupcake." Full Story

Pen Pal - Want to send Martha a letter?
Martha Stewart
Inmate number 55170-054
Alderson Federal Prison Camp
Alderson, WV 24910

Bush Naked
To the troubled City Museum of Washington, an exhibition by local artists seemed just the hip solution to attract a new, desperately needed audience.
But instead "Funky Furniture," a show of painted living room pieces, has been evicted by the museum because some of the artists' themes were considered unsuitable. Full Story

WMD Report
Saddam Hussein's goal through the 1990s and until the 2003 U.S. invasion was to end U.N. sanctions on Iraq, while working covertly to restore the country's ability to produce weapons of mass destruction, a report by the chief U.S. weapons inspector says. 
"Saddam wanted to re-create Iraq's WMD capability — which was essentially destroyed in 1991 — after sanctions were removed and Iraq's economy stabilized, but probably with a different mix of capabilities," the report said. Full story

In new film, JibJab targets Dan Rather, others
The political satirists at JibJab will unleash their latest satire about the U.S. presidential campaign Thursday night.
They will launch their latest short film, titled "Good to Be in DC!" on the "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on NBC. After the film's East Coast debut, both JibJab and its partner, Atom Films, will begin making the flash animation creation available for download on their Web sites. Full Story

Hike

Is this how they play Football in Paris?
Listeners with photoshop should have a lot of fun with this photo of Kerry.

Kids For Kerry Yard Sign
Oh isn't that cute? Kids For Kerry Sign

What's that in his pocket?
Kerry pulled something out of his pocket at the beginning of the debate. Some are saying it's cheat sheets, others claim it's a pen. Either one is in violation of the rules both camps agreed upon. Watch the video and judge for yourself.

Fall Colors

Don't adjust the color on your TV tonight, during the debate. Kerry is orange.
Couple more funny photos of Wonka Kerry - [ 1 | 2 ]

John Kerry Ultimate Ad
John Kerry the candidate for all people. Listen to the ultimate John Kerry ad - Click Here

MichaelandMe.net
Michael Moore has stated that he is going to spend the month of October on our home turf, Florida, to "help ensure that every vote is counted this year". MichaelandMe.net's mission is to send film crews out to follow him and film what really happens before his creative editing. They also intend to confront him about his lies and deceptions in his film they prefer to call "Fairylies 911 ". To donate to their efforts or find out more about them Click Here

DanRatherMustGo.com
Republican businessman Doug Forrester, one of New Jersey's several possible gubernatorial candidates, on Monday unveiled a media campaign pressing CBS to oust anchor Dan Rather. Full Story. Check out Doug's website - DanRatherMustGo.com

Study: Smoky bar worse than auto exhaust
The story Schnitt read on-air from the Pittsburgh Tribune Review.
According to a study in this month's issue of the Journal of Occupational and Environmental Medicine, bars and casinos filled with tobacco smoke have up to 50 times more cancer-causing particles in the air than streets and highways congested with diesel trucks during rush hour. The study also shows indoor air pollution virtually disappears once smoking is banned. Full Story

Hurricane News
The latest satellite and forecast images from the National Hurricane Center, a disaster supply checklist, useful links, a photo gallery, and much more.
Atlanta Listeners
Notice to our Atlanta listeners, to continue listening to the Schnitt Show, please choose one of our two listen links online. Thank you.

Memogate Continues
Here are some samples of CBS Memos recreated by a listener using Microsoft Word - 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ( These are in DOC format )
The CBS Memos, so you can compare - 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ( These are in PDF format )
Create your own memos and you could win some cash - Click Here
To assist you on your quest to do a better forgery, pick up an old typewriter on ebay.
And if you want to Fax your own memos and comments to CBS News:
(212) 975 - 1998
 
See an example that a listener produced - Click Here

IBM Ball
A listener dropped off an old IBM typewriter ball that would have been used back in the day to write your Bush bashing memos. Photo of the ball here.
 

Forged?
The 32-year-old documents produced Wednesday by the CBS News program "60 Minutes," shedding a negative light on President Bush's service in the Texas Air National Guard, may have been forged using a current word processing program, according to typography experts. Full Story

Where Have I Seen This Before?


Al Gore Invented The Speeding Ticket
 
Gore, who carried Oregon in the 2000 presidential election, was driving in a rented car to visit family when he was issued a speeding ticket for going 75 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone on a highway between Portland and the Oregon coast.   
 
Oregon State Trooper Eric Tholberg made another routine traffic stop, yet what Tholberg did not know at the time was the man behind the wheel was Al Gore.  Get more details and see the police car's video at: KATU.com

SwiftVets Attack Tossing Medals
 
See the fourth Swift Vets' attack ad now. This ad will run in Florida and on cable networks.

FAT BASTARD - MICHAEL MOORE
                                                                       See A Bigger Picture Here

Kerry, Bush daughters booed on MTV
MTV's broadcast turned down sounds of the audience during the playing of the video, but the vocal audience could still be heard.
Speaking to CNN afterward, Vanessa Kerry said the booing had "scared" her, but added, "We're fighting for something so strongly, I will go up there and hear the whole arena boo if it means connecting with one person." Full Story

9/11 Toy
A bag of candy shocked a local grandmother and will most likely shock you. The toy inside looks like a plane flying right into the Twin Towers.

To See a close up of the number on the base of the buliding.
Read more at: WFTV.com

Ass-thens Games

 

Russian Planes Crash
Two Russian planes take off from the same airport and crash within moments of each other, yet most media reports are saying these aren't terror related and are still being investigated. Debkafile is reporting that not only were they hijacked by terrorists, but they were targeting Putin at his vacation home. Full Story

Aggressive Tendencies Revealed by Asymmetry in Body Parts
Research showed that the farther certain paired body parts were from symmetry – if one ear, index finger or foot was bigger than another, for example – the more likely it is was that a person would show signs of aggression when provoked. The symmetry effects were different in men and women, however. Full Story
SwiftVets Fire Another Shot
Human Events Exclusive: Another One
 
See the second Swift Vets' ad now, (POWs Join Swift Boat Vets in Criticism of Kerry). It's only online right now, but soon to air in some of the battleground states.
Photos
Schnitt flew over the path of destruction from Hurricane Charley in Fox 13's SkyFox helicopter. Schnitt took these aerial photos of Punta Gorda/Port Charlotte/Wauchula/Arcadia - hover your mouse over the bottom right of some of the photos for the option to enlarge. CLICK HERE. 

Cameras used: Two Nikon D2H Bodies with fixed 300 and 400mm lenses.
A special thanks to SkyFox Pilot Randy Powers for this eye-opening flight.

Al Sadr's Bad Teeth
                               

Click Here for shots of Cleric Al-Sadr's teeth (or are those corn kernels?)

Security Breach
Olympics Games organisers ordered beefed-up security at all venues after an embarrassing breach involving a Canadian man who leapt into the pool during a synchronised diving event wearing a tutu and clown shoes and an online gambling ad printed on his chest. Full Story

Saddam agents on Syria border helped move banned materials
Saddam Hussein periodically removed guards on the Syrian border and replaced them with his own intelligence agents who supervised the movement of banned materials between the two countries, U.S. investigators have discovered. Full Story from the Washington Times

Storm Watch

Get the latest on storms:  610 WIOD  970 WFLA  1200 WOAI 
 
More information at the following links:


TBO.com  News Channel 8
 
Evacuation Maps & Shelter Locations
TBO.com  News Channel 8
 



Floridadisaster.org

Hurricane Survival Saftey Kit  (Things You Should Have!!!)
TBO.com  News Channel 8

TBO.com  News Channel 8
 
The Herald Tribune

Electoral Vote Predictor 2004
Check out the reds, blues and swing states. You need to check weekly as new figures are computed..

Amber Twin?
Schnitt says Hoover, his morning show producer, is a male ringer for Amber Frey. Frey is Scott Peterson's former mistress who testified against him in the Laci Peterson trial.

Landslide Caught On Video

A huge landslide was caught on camera in Japan's central Nara region on Tuesday after heavy rains in the region.  The landslide was recorded as it happened by staff from the Japanese Ministry of Land, who were inspecting the region for instability. 
 
Watch this incredible video here.

Kerry Morph

Morphing Kerry image was emailed into us by one of our loyal listeners. Thank you.

Ferrell spoofs Bush
The funniest ad isn't on TV. Comic actor Ferrell, who parodied Bush for years on "Saturday Night Live," reprised the role for a loopy Internet-only spot for ACT (America Coming Together). ACT another anti-Bush soft money vehicle. The Web-only ad was directed by Adam McKay, who also directed Ferrell in his current hit movie, "Anchorman." Full Story
 
To View the AD:

Fifty-nine Deceits in Fahrenheit 9/11
Dave Kopel has updated his site to not only include the 4 page PDF file of the deceits, but links to a revised version of the first 14:34 of Fahrenheit 9/11. The new version includes all the material in the original movie, plus captions to point out where Moore misleads or omits critical facts. Click Here for the links and more info on downloading.
John Kerry Swift Boat Commercial
Human Events Exclusive:
Vietnam Vets Organization Blasts Kerry in New TV Ad
A group of Swift Boat veterans who allegedly served with John Kerry have made an anti-Kerry commercial regarding his service in the Vietnam war..  The veterans say Kerry is a liar, unfit for command and someone not to be trusted.  See the commercial here.


Lawyers for the DNC and Kerry/Edwards sent a warning letter to broadcast stations.

One of the Veterans retracts his comments: Kerry's former commanding officer, backed off one of the key contentions. Lieutenant Commander George Elliott said in an interview that he had made a ''terrible mistake" in signing an affidavit that suggests Kerry did not deserve the Silver Star.

Now a retract of the retract: "Captain George Elliott describes an article appearing in today’s edition of the Boston Globe by Mike Kranish as extremely inaccurate and highly misstating his actual views. He reaffirms his statement in the current advertisement paid for by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. Read more on this and see the affidavit.

German Subway Shops Anti-American Tray Liners
A gigantic cheeseburger slamming into two high-rise buildings, as cartoon characters run from the flaming ruins. An obese Statue of Liberty holding a burger and fries in her hands, under a headline asking, "Why are Americans so fat?" According to the Center for Individual Freedom, the headline used the word "Amis," which is considered a derogatory term for Americans.
German Subway shops are going to pull the tray-liners, but the cheeseburger-crashing-into-buildings image apparently is still out there -- distributed in German subway stores over the past few days. Read Full Story
THE LATEST: Les Winograd, a Subway spokesman in the United States, told CNSNews.com that the food diaries have "nothing to do with us [Subway.] It's not Subway-related in the least bit."

A Taste that'll Blow You Away!
Mecca-Cola distributed throughout the Arab and Islamic world arrived in Israel as part of the war against America and the Zionists.

Mecca-Cola's website with images of children throwing stones at Israeli tanks.

One of the Targets


Citigroup building, one of the new targets in New York. Schnitt thinks Al Qaeda with their truck bombs would probably hit the column and just topple it. Larger View


Schnitt-Diddy

Photo of Schnitt with the new P-Diddy "Vote or Die" T-Shirt.
See a bigger photo of Schnitt here.

F-Word on CNN during DNC
Listen to the audio of DNC Convention Director Don Mischer yelling and cursing on CNN about the balloons that are suppose to be coming down at the end of Kerry's speech.
Also audio of the CNN crew right after Mischer's rants trying to explain what happened.

John Ritter Look-a-like


The Flip Flop Documentary
Kerry Iraq Documentary
RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie released the following Kerry Iraq Documentary at a press conference in Boston during the Democratic National Convention.
View the 11:52 minute video. They also have a link to request a copy of it, not sure what format they will provide you with though.
Spaceman - John Kerry
           

Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry made a campaign stop at NASA Kennedy Space Center. Kerry was accompanied by former Ohio Senator John Glenn and Florida Senator Bill Nelson.  Click Here to check out the pictures.

 
 

Swish and Rinse
Dentist injects some fluids. The version of the Dentist story Schnitt shared on-air. (Requires a free subscription login to the Charlotte Observer)
Here is another version of the story that doesn't require a subscription/login - Click Here
"Wrist Gate"
Compare the photos of Kerry at the Yankees/Sox game, July 25, 2004. One shot shows the Lance Armstrong LIVESTRONG wristband, another shot it's gone. 

Yellow "LIVESTRONG" Wristband

Bugs in the Pentagon
A potential 'listening device' was discovered in certain areas of the Pentagon. Full Story

Garfield Flips the Bird
Wendy's kids' meal called obscene by a South Florida woman. Tiffany Glad says the toy now has her 3 year old niece imitating the image of Garfield, showing everybody how the cat is being bad. Full Story

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Kerry Double
Tom DiCesare an uncanny look-a-like of John Kerry, check out his website and the Coco's restaurant commercial.

Compare the Real and Fake side by side
Terror in the Skies, Again? - UPDATE
The Story Schnitt read on the air by Annie Jacobsen describing what happened during a domestic flight from Detroit to LA. Full Story
The New York Times follows up on Annie Jacobsen's story. What Really Happened on Flight 327?, by JOE SHARKEY
The Update is info on the Syrian Band:
Nour Mehana (a.k.a. Noor Mehanna, or Nour Mhanna, plus various permutations of those spellings) is, in fact, Syrian. He performs both "new-agey" hits and old sentimental Middle Eastern classics in a style called Tarab. In this catchy ten-minute video of Mehana on stage, (scroll down; the name is rendered Noor Mhanan this time ) you can see he has a rather large backup band helping him out. (The resolution is low, but Jacobsen might recognize some of the band members Mehanna is interacting with.) More on the Follow up Story

The Report is Out
The Commission has released its final report, available in PDF format. The report is also available in bookstores nationwide and from the Government Printing Office.

What Was She Thinking?

She's 22 and out on the campaign trail, she should know better than to stick her tongue out at the press. After Bush got in the back seat beside Jenna, the 22-year-old graduate of the University of Texas at Austin started smiling through the window at about 10 to 12 news photographers and radio reporters stationed on a platform.
Then she stuck her tongue out and began to laugh.
As everyone on the platform started to laugh and snap photographs, Jenna Bush looked at them for a few more seconds, smiling and laughing. Full Story

Sandy Burgler

 
Clintonite, Kerry advisor, Sandy 'Burgler' Berger, Robble Robble. "Last year, when I was in the Archives reviewing documents, I made an honest mistake. It's one that I deeply regret," Berger said late Tuesday. "I dealt with this issue in October 2003 fully and completely. Everything that I have done all along in this process has been for the purpose of aiding and supporting the work of the 9/11 commission, and any suggestion to the contrary is simply, absolutely wrong." Honest mistake, like sticking classified documents down his pants and in his socks and taking them from the National Archives and 'losing' some of them. Full Story
 
 
 

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The Beheading of Paul M. Johnson Jr.
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Assault with a Deadly Animal
A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple's mobile home, authorities said.
David Havenner, 41, was ordered held without bond Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator. Full Story


 
Forget the first Tuesday in November, Election Day is today! Which presidential candidate has the hotter daughters? Alexandra and Venessa Kerry or Jenna and Barbara Bush?  This could very well decide the actual election. VOTE HERE

Whoopi/SlimFast Boycott
UPDATE: SlimFast Drops Whoopi
Some Republican activists are launching a boycott of SlimFast diet products to protest SlimFast spokeswoman Whoopi Goldberg's X-rated rant against President Bush at a New York fund-raiser for Democrat John Kerry last week. SlimFast executives yesterday didn't respond to questions about whether they intend to keep Goldberg as spokeswoman. Company president F. Daniel Abraham is a major Democratic donor who, with his wife, has given $1.2 million to groups working to defeat Bush. Full Story
Mailing Address:
Slim·Fast Foods Company
P.O. Box 3625
West Palm Beach, FL 33402
phone number: 561.833.9920
 
UPDATED INFO:
 
Florida-based Slim-Fast said it was "disappointed" in Goldberg's remarks at last Thursday's $7.5 million star-studded fund-raiser at Radio City Music Hall in New York.
"Ads featuring Ms. Goldberg will no longer be on the air," Slim-Fast General Manager Terry Olson said in a statement, adding that the company regrets that Goldberg's remarks offended some customers. Full Story

John Loftus Audio
We've received requests from some listeners regarding the Schnitt/John Loftus interview. The interview relates to how part of Saddam's WMD were being manufactured in Libya. It's in two parts and files are quite large, so patience required: Click Here for the Audio Page.

Freedom Ketchup for your Freedom Fries
W Ketchup - Their website states, "You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?" It's a new ketchup for Republicans, so they don't have to feel like they are putting money into John Kerry/Teresa Heinz-Kerry's pocket. AND they say the W stands for George Washington.

Animated Humor
Some animated humor for both parties to enjoy. Some patience needed due to the large nature of the animated flash movie, (3.7MB). View and Sing-A-Long.

Another fun piece poking fun at Kerry and Edwards and how they've been playing a little touchy-touchy. Kerry and Edwards - Let's Get It On.
Pete Townsend isn't Moore's Fool
Townsend rejected Moore's use of "Won't Get Fooled Again", in Fahrenheit 9/11 because he was worried about the movie's accuracy. Now Pete Townsend recently said, "I greatly resent being bullied and slurred by him in interviews just because he didn't get what he wanted from me. It seems to me that this aspect of his nature is not unlike that of the powerful and willful man at the center of his new documentary." Full Story
Yellow Cake
The Financial Times reports, "Senior European intelligence officials now say, 'Illicit sales of uranium from Niger were being negotiated with five states including Iraq at least three years before the U.S.-led invasion' in 2003." Why isn't this story getting more attention?


Congressional Report
``This was a global intelligence failure.'' U.S. intelligence agencies fell victim to false "group think," a bipartisan Senate report issued says. The report repeatedly blasts departing CIA Director George Tenet, accusing him of skewing advice to top policy-makers with the CIA's view and elbowing out dissenting views from other intelligence agencies overseen by the State or Defense departments. It faulted Tenet for not personally reviewing Bush's 2003 State of the Union address, which contained since-discredited references to Iraq's attempts to purchase uranium in Africa. Full Report in PDF format

Congratulations!!!

It's a Boy!!!  On the 4th of July!  Schnitt and his wife had an Independence Day baby weighing 6 lbs 11oz.  Will they name him George Washington?  Thomas Jefferson? Ben Franklin? Flavor Flav? NOPE, turns out they went with Julian Alexander. We still prefer Flavor Flav.

Saddam Hussein appeared in an Iraqi courtroom today
  
Excuse me, Where's the Bathroom?
Former dictator Saddam Hussein appeared in an Iraqi courtroom today to hear the charges against him for crimes during his rule. Read more of this story at: FoxNews.com  More shots of Saddam


''Hippy Hippy Shake'' : Saddam Doll 
Baghdad - Iraqis used to dance to his tune, but in Baghdad toy shops a chubby,
gun-toting Saddam Hussein doll now wiggles his hips to the "Hippy Hippy Shake."  Read more of this story at:  Reuters.com


Schnitt went to see Fahrenheit 9/11 on Saturday but he bought a ticket to White Chicks instead so he wouldn't put money in Michael Moore's pockets. Read the Slate article by Christopher Hitchens below and see why Michael Moore's propaganda doesn't always mesh with the facts.  See Schnitt's "White Chicks" movie ticket here.
 
Michael Moore doesn't care whether you pay to see his movies or not, so use Schnitt's "White Chicks" plan if you are going to see the movie or find a download of it online, because Michael Moore doesn't agree with copyright laws. Audio of Michael Moore during a Q&A.

Unfairenheit 9/11

Also make sure to read what Michael Moore thinks of you and America, such as "They [The American People] are possibly the dumbest people on the planet". Read this and more - Mind-boggling metaphysics of Moore By DAVID BROOKS
 
More Press that you need to read:
Hot for Teacher - New Photos

Teacher faces sex charges
                                     Marion County        Hillsborough County 
                                       MugShot                     MugShot    
A 23-year-old teacher is accused of committing lewd and lascivious acts
with a 14-year-old. It is not clear if the alleged victim was one of Debra
Lafave's reading students at Greco Middle School.  Read more of this story at:
 
WFTS.com 6/30/04 (News Video Footage)

These are the engagement and wedding photos of Debra LaFave and
her husband. The happy couple was married less than a year ago. If you're
getting married soon you might want to get a quote from this wedding
photographer. His work is spectacular!

Police Arrest Case Notes Caution Adult Material

Tabloid online rant, picked up by real media in Asia now!
This article originates from capitolhillblue.com, a site that claims to be "musings, brain drain and rantings started by a grouchy old ex-newspaperman named Doug Thompson in October 1994".
Bush's Erratic Behavior Worries White House Aides
Worried White House aides paint a portrait of a man on the edge, increasingly wary of those who disagree with him and paranoid of a public that no longer trusts his policies in Iraq or at home. More on the nutty story.

Graphic Video

 
The Beheading of Kim Sun-il.
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Nick Berg's Revenge Video

    
Statement from the Producers of the 'Nick Berg's Revenge' video: "I saw what happened to Nick Berg and wanted to enlist so I could fight the cowards that did that shameful act. I'm not eligible so here's my response. I wish Nick had had the chance to go out fighting."


The parents of Kim Sun-il react after hearing of their son's death.

Iraqi insurgents beheaded the South Korean civilian they were holding hostage, the Pentagon said today. Pentagon sources told CNN that the body of Kim Sun-il was booby-trapped with explosives when it was found in Baghdad. Read more of this story at:  CNN.com

Crowned Moonie Messiah?
More than a dozen lawmakers attended a congressional reception this year honoring the Rev. Sun Myung Moon in which Moon declared himself the Messiah and said his teachings have helped Hitler and Stalin be "reborn as new persons." | The Hill | Washington Post |

For Video of the event March 23, 2004:
Rev. Sun Myung Moon Crowned in Senate Office Building
QuickTime, 16.7MB: Members of US Congress crown the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, owner of the Washington Times and founder of the "Moonies," AKA the Unification Church.

Presidential Fashion

 
People are asking about the bracelet the former Prez is sporting. Checkout the red and blue crocheted band around President Clinton's right wrist.  It was given to him by a group of Colombian children who work for peace in a country known for drug trafficking, violence and coffee.  Click Here to see pictures of the bracelet. Bill Clinton's Shoes

Bush Kills Arabs Dead
The FBI has subpoenaed records related to the online sales of a teddy bear carrying the message "Bush Kills Arabs Dead," apparently as part of a probe into who delivered one of the plush toys to the Michigan home of a federal magistrate, The Smoking Gun has more info.

South Korea Confirms Hostage Killed
Al-Jazeera television reports that Kim Sun-il has been beheaded - Full Story

Madonna compares Bush and Saddam
Speaking to ABC, the reinvented material girl, Madonna relates that Bush's behavior is like Saddam's. Hear the audio excerpt.

Al Qaeda Executes American Hostage

               
 
U.S. contractor Paul Johnson, taken hostage while working in Saudi Arabia last week, has been executed. His alleged captors threatened to kill Johnson if their demands for the release of imprisoned militants were not met.  Read more of this story at:  CNN.com 


President Clinton's New Book

                                   

                          Do you think he would sign a copy for Schnitt?
              (Note:  Schnitt acknowledges this is really cheap and easy.)

Latest Photo Of Monica Lewinsky

                                
         Looks like Monica Lewinsky just had Jenny Craig for lunch. 
         No, not the portion controlled packaged food - it looks like
         she really ate Jenny Craig!
 

9/11 Commission Report

The Sept. 11 terrorist attacks could have been far worse, a new report says, with earlier plans calling for 10 hijacked planes hitting many more high-profile spots - including CIA and FBI headquarters, nuclear plants and West Coast skyscrapers in addition to the targets Al Qaeda actually struck in 2001.  Downlad the PDF file and read more. Outline Of 9/11 Plot                                           
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Reagan made it possible

                        

                        An amazing sight.

Nap Time in D.C.
Caught a couple people nodding off during Dubya's speech at Reagan's funeral. View Photos

Another Great Has Passed On
Ray Charles 1930 - 2004


Veil Threat Appealed - She's Back
Sultaana Freeman lost her civil lawsuit a year ago when a circuit judge agreed with authorities that letting people conceal their faces on a driver's license is a terrorist risk.
Wednesday, Judge Richard Orfinger of the Fifth District Court of Appeal pondered that contention.
"I think the real question for me is, `Does the state have the authority to require one to reveal one's facial features despite a legitimately and sincerely held religious belief?"' he said. Full Story

Kerry meets Ortega

On Tuesday, John Kerry went to the Reagan library to pay his respects at the Reagan Library to the 40th president. Now that Reagan has left this earth, Kerry acts and says the right things.
Above is a photo from 1985 showing a freshman senator Kerry on a trip to Nicaragua and a meeting with the Sandinista president, Daniel Ortega Saavedra. On Mr. Kerry's return he brought Mr. Reagan an offer from Mr. Ortega to call a cease-fire if the United States halted aid to the Nicaraguan rebels known as the contras. Mr. Reagan rejected the offer. "Well, he wasn't thrilled with the proposal because it was contrary to what they wanted to do," Mr. Kerry said. (above: Kerry, left / Ortega, right)

Reagan the new face of the $10 bill?


Conservatives will push for image of 40th president to grace $10 bill, $20 bill or dime. Ronald Reagan's face could one day adorn the $10 bill or half the dimes minted in the country, if fans of the late president get their way.  Read more at: CNN MONEY


 

 A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words...


Schnitt had an acquaintance that worked in the FBI crime lab in 1981. He was involved in the processing of the suit President Ronald Reagan had worn during an assassination attempt on March 30, 1981. John Hinkley shot President Reagan as he was leaving the Washington Hilton. Schnitt's acquaintance had acquired a piece of fabric from the suit, and he gave Schnitt several strands. See photos of threads and the assassination attempt.

Ronald Reagan 1911-2004
The 40th president of the United States died Saturday at 93, surrounded by family members at his Los Angeles home. More - Click Here

Also a tribute - Ronald Reagan: His Life in Sound and Pictures


Dem Sugar Daddy equates Abu Ghraib prison abuse with 9/11 Attacks
"I think that those pictures hit us the same way as the terrorist attack itself. Not quite with the same force, because in the terrorist attack, we were the victims. In the pictures, we were the perpetrators and others were the victims."
"The war on terror has claimed more victims than the original attack," Mr. Soros said, describing "neoconservatives" as "American supremacists." Full Story



Audrey Hepburn 'most beautiful woman of all time'

Film legend Audrey Hepburn has been named the most naturally beautiful woman of all time by a panel of experts. Click Here to read more and see the list.


Apartment Hunting
The dirty bomb was Padilla's idea, but his real al Qaeda mission was to locate three high-rise apartments which had natural gas supplied to all the floors, then rent two apartments in each building, seal all the openings, turn on the gas, and set timers to detonate the buildings simultaneously at a later time. Full Story

Captain Hook
Radical Muslim cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri has been arrested and charged by the United States in an 11-count indictment in Manhattan federal court, Attorney General John Ashcroft announced on Thursday.

The Home Office in London, Britain's equivalent of the Justice Department, is said to be "fuming" that Ashcroft volunteered the information that Al-Masri could face the death penalty.
Under Britain's extradition agreement with the United States, no one can be extradited from there to America if they face a death sentence in the U.S. Before proceeding with the extradition request, Home Secretary David Blunkett will demand written assurances that Al-Masri would not be executed if found guilty. More on this story

Terror Threat - Be On The Lookout!

THESE INDIVIDUALS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THESE INDIVIDUALS, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE, THE NEAREST AMERICAN EMBASSY OR CONSULATE, OR SUBMIT A TIP THROUGH FBI.GOV.


A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS!
Spanky, a clown with the renowned Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus, has been arrested on charges stemming from a child pornography investigation.
See more pictues of Spanky here and read more of this story at: CNN.Com

The Senate Sex Diaries
Jessica Cutler. She's 24, holds a bachelor's degree in international relations from Syracuse University, once aspired to be a journalist and says she is not ashamed in the least of her behavior.
Sen. Mike DeWine (R-Ohio) on Friday fired her for "unacceptable use of Senate computers" after she posted her sex diaries on the Internet and raised a hubbub of speculation last week.

See another picture of Jessica here.

Took a Spill
Kerry made a joke that the training wheels must have fallen off, even though he fell off a bike himself just weeks before. At least Bush didn't blame his spill on his Secret Service as Kerry did after the skiing tumble. Larger photos of Bush's Face

Hooded Liberty
A hooded Statue of Liberty, meant to remind viewers of Iraqis abused by American soldiers at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, dominates a TV ad that MoveOn.org will begin airing nationally next week.

Martha's New Break
Federal authorities Friday charged a national ink expert who works at the Secret Service from the Martha Stewart trial with perjury, accusing him of giving false testimony. Will she get a new trial now?

Say Cheese
An undated photo, obtained by ABC News and allegedly taken by Sgt Charles Frederick in Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad, Iraq, Army Spc. Sabrina Harmon of the 372nd Military Police Company poses with the body of a dead Iraqi man packed in ice. According to testimony obtained by ABC from Spc. Jason Kennel, who is not accused of wrongdoing, the man died while in the custody of the U.S. authorities at the prison.

Are they going to argue that MI and higher ups ordered them to pose with the corpses to get intel out of them too? Full Story


Likely Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra Kerry, leaves nothing to the imagination at the Cannes Film Festival, in France. Check out the assets of our country's possible next first daughter. Warning: contains Nude Kerry Daughter


WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Schnitt saw an Anti-Bush banner hanging on the side of a building in Downtown Tampa. We are all wondering what assclown put this thing up.
[ Photo 1 of the Banner | Photo 2 of the Banner ]


Teen Sent Home From 'Revealing' Dress

13 year old Dannielle Fuqua was sent home by her school for wearing a dress that showed too much cleavage.  Read the story and look at the slideshow to decide for yourself. Click Here and read more about this story.



Monkey Missing Link Woman
Video and photos of Lynndie England engaged in graphic sex acts with numerous partners are part of the abuse. Now is that abuse on the prisoners or the numerous partners? Full story


Nick Berg
"My name is Nick Berg, my father's name is Michael, my mother's name is Susan," the man said on the video. "I have a brother and sister, David and Sarah. I live in ... Philadelphia." These are Nick Berg's last words just before he is beheaded on video.

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CAUTION:: GRAPHIC VIDEO OF HIS MURDER
Schnitt feels it's important for Americans to realize the enemy we are fighting in our Global War on Terror. These monsters are no different than the 9/11 hijackers.


More Photos and Video Abuse
According to Sec. Rumsfeld today, there are a lot more photos of abuse out there and investigations are on going. Also new reports of a girl as young as 12 was stripped and beaten by military personnel.

Commissioner Now Regrets Leaving Early
Bob Kerrey made an early departure from the commission's long-anticipated session with President Bush and Vice President Cheney only to find himself waiting for what turned out to be a late, and very brief, meeting on Capitol Hill. Now, Kerrey says that if he had it do over again, he would not have left the White House in the first place. Full Story

College Student feels Tillman got what he Deserved
To quote Rene Gonzalez, a UMass graduate student, "Tillman got himself killed in a country other than his own without having been forced to go over to that country to kill its people. After all, whether we like them or not, the Taliban is more Afghani than we are. Their resistance is more legitimate than our invasion, regardless of the fact that our social values are probably more enlightened than theirs. For that, he shouldn't be hailed as a hero, he should be used as a poster boy for the dangerous consequences of too much "America is #1," frat boy, propaganda bull." His Full Letter to the Daily Collegian


Out of Context?
2001: Powell & Rice Declare Iraq Has No WMD and Is Not a Threat. Watch a clip from John Pilger's documentary, Breaking the Silence, contains 2001 footage of Powell and Rice declaring that Iraq is not a threat and you decide if these sound-bites are taken out of context. Click Here

Where did he get his shirt?
An Iraqi boy flexes his muscles in front a burning U.S. truck at the al-Shu'alah district of Baghdad, Iraq, Thursday, April 29, 2004. One U.S. soldier was reported dead after a rocket-propelled grenade attack on the U.S. convoy. (AP Photo/Akeel Mohammed)

Fallujah Battle of the Leaflets
       

Iraqi Sunnis hold up a poster advertising a purported reward of U.S. $15 million for the heads of U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, right, coalition forces commander Lieutenant-General Ricardo Sanchez, center, or military spokesman Brigadier-General Mark Kimmitt in Fallujah, Iraq  , 37 miles, 60 kilometers west of Baghdad.

                   

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, shows a picture of what he claims to be inside a mosque in Najaf, Iraq , after a briefing with senators on Capitol Hill.

More Moore Treason
NY Post reports more ramblings from Moore - "The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy,' " he writes on his Web site. "They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow - and they will win.
The full message from Michael Moore on his website.

Killed His Father and Knocked Up His Sister
Larger view of the photo.
Marines are investigating this photograph that's been circulating on the Internet that depicts a soldier with two Iraqi boys and a sign, in English, proclaiming the soldier had killed one boy's father and impregnated the boy's sister. This Photo seems to be a fake Full Story

American Hero
One of the many heroes who've given their all, for their country. Thank you for your service, Pat Tillman, 1976 - 2004.
Pentagon source told ABCNEWS that Tillman was killed when his Rangers patrol was attacked by small arms fire and mortars during a coordinated ambush.
One enemy combatant was killed, and Tillman was the only U.S. soldier killed during the ambush, said Pentagon sources. His brother, Kevin, is in the same platoon.

The Coffin Photos
A gallery of 361 photos, showing the coffins arriving at Dover Airforce Base. Thememoryhole.org claims to have received these photos via the freedom of information act. (Notice: Slow loading site).
Turns out now that more than 18 rows of images from Dover Air Force Base in Delaware are actually photographs of honors rendered to Columbia's seven astronauts, according to NASA.
One of another set of photos showed up on The Seattle Times, costing Tami Silicio, a contract employee from the Seattle area her job at the Maytag Aircraft company.

                Jacko's going to trial        
    
       Michael Jackson Is Indicted on Child-Molesting Charges
Michael has been indicted by a grand jury investigating child molestation
allegations against the pop star after three weeks of to news reports.
 
Read more at: FOX News  CBS News  MSNBC  USA Today

Mary J. Blige cursing during 60 minutes, will Viacom be nailed by the FCC for this?


FCC Gets S-Word Complaint



Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People in the World Today.


     Missing U.S. soldier apparently held captive in Iraq   
    
       

April 16, 2004  The Arab television network Al Jazeera today aired a videotape of an American soldier who was taken hostage in Iraq. The tape shows Pfc. Keith M. Maupin, 20, of Batavia, Ohio, surrounded by masked gunmen, identifying himself and saying he is being treated well as a prisoner of war under Islamic law. 
Read more at: MSNBC  ABC News  FOX News  CNN  USA Today

Home Video Shows Alleged Fondling By 'Tigger'
      

Home video shows what one woman claims happened to her at Disney World, that a man dressed in a Tigger costume became a little too friendly.
Read more and see the video here. (www.wftv.com)

'Idol' and '24' fans annoyed at White House
USA Today's article is about how American Idol fans are not happy and 24 devotees are upset that Bush's news conference got in the way of their viewing habits. Full Story

 
                                                  Boxing Game 

Berkeley Intifada
Crowds gathered at the "Insurgence Solidarity March" in San Francisco on Saturday, April 10th, 2004. One University of California at Berkeley lecturer even called for an intifada in this country that changes fundamentally the political dynamics in this country. More on the Story from World Net Daily. WND is sometimes questionable as a source, but there is also a link, showing photos, video and audio from the event, proving that this all took place.
Audio from the Schnitt Show, Hatem Bazian explains what he meant by intifada.

Janet Jackson Spoofs Wardrobe Malfunction on "Saturday Night Live"
 
         

Janet portrayed national security adviser Condoleezza Rice opening her blouse at the Sept. 11 commission hearings.   Read more at: NYDailyNews.com 


     
Schnitt couldn't even focus on what Kerry was saying, because
of the big, orange thing (possibly a man) over his shoulder.
                   Kerry was speaking at the Northside YMCA in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

          THIS GUY SHOULD BE DROP KICKED!!  
                                

Man charged with fatally kicking dog like a football
Chad Daniel Crawford, 23, was charged with cruelty to animals and vandalism
Tuesday in the death of Gizmo, a 2-pound miniature Yorkshire terrier. Read more about the story at CNN.com. 

                   WANTED - JOHN KERRY ???             
               
     Police release sketch in missing student case
Police in Madison, Wisconsin, released a composite sketch Thursday of
a suspect described by student Audrey Seiler as the man who abducted
her at knifepoint last weekend.   Schnitt thinks the suspect looks like John
Kerry if he put a hat over his gigantic horse like head. Read more of the story as it developes that sketch and abduction are all a hoax.

Comedy of Errors

 

   Letterman had fun with the video of Tyler Crotty yawning at Bush and CNN
   screws up a report about it. 13-year-old Tyler Crotty, son of Orange County
   Chairman and Bush supporter Rich Crotty, who Wednesday took full
   responsibility for Tyler's sleep deprivation, telling the Orlando Sentinel: "His
   mother was out of town, and I let him stay up too late (the night before).
   " Read the Full Story here and check out the video and pictures here. 

Fallujah Battle - WARNING GRAPHIC PHOTOS
Iraqis dance on a wrecked car attacked March 31, 2004 in the flashpoint town of Fallujah. At least seven people were killed in attacks in western Iraq. Four civilian contractors were believed killed when two cars were ambushed and set ablaze.
Angry residents armed with shovels mutilated the charred bodies of two people, believed to be foreigners, caught in an insurgents' attack and warned the rebel Iraqi town would be the 'cemetery' of US occupation forces.
This is a photo showing a charred human limb thrown tied to a brick onto an electricity cable.
Click Here for a larger view

Soros Splashed
US billionaire and philanthropist George Soros was splashed with water and glue in Ukraine's capital Kiev by two young Ukrainians who burst into a hall where he was addressing a human rights conference.

The Second Phase of 9/11

      
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, al Qaeda's purported operations chief, has told U.S. interrogators that the group had been planning attacks on the Library Tower in Los Angeles and the Sears Tower in Chicago on the heels of the September 11, 2001, terror strikes.

Madrid Bomb Photos
Photos from Madrid of unexploded bombs, the cell phones used to set them off and more... Click Here to see them.

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Eatin' Boogers
Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. Full Story

Bush Mat
From CableNewser.com - "Why has there been no flack regarding the tour Judy Woodruff took with Terry McAuliffe yesterday afternoon of the new DNC Headquarters? Before entering his office the camera panned down to get a closeup of his doormat which has a picture of President Bush. McAuliffe made a point of wiping his shoes across the picture of Bush and laughed like it was very funny and not a bit disrespectful. It was stunning. Ms. Woodruff caught her breath and walked around the mat so as not to step on the president's face." Hmm...is it enough to be a "scandal of the moment?"
It reminded Schnitt of what Saddam did with Bush 41's face after the first Gulf War.


Explosive Bomb
A 16-year-old Palestinian with a suicide bomb vest strapped to his body was caught at a crowded West Bank checkpoint Wednesday, setting off a tense encounter with Israeli soldiers whom the army said he was sent to kill.
The family of the teenager, identified as Hussam Abdo, said he was gullible and easily manipulated.
"He doesn't know anything, and he has the intelligence of a 12 year old," said his brother, Hosni.

Conspiracy - We've Been Bugged
    
Schnitt found this strange, large, unknown bug in his studio. What the heck is it?

Foxnews - Transcript: Clarke Praises Bush Team in '02
Click Here to read the Clarke briefing transcript from 2002.

Saddam Online
Your chance to own SADDAM HUSSEIN.com domain name as a website investment. Who appraised if for $53,600?

Al Qaeda Suitcase


Mock-up of a hypothetical "suitcase" nuclear bomb, made by Congressional staffer Peter Pry. It is basically a 105 mm artillery shell device packaged in a large briefcase. More info on the lost Soviet cases, back in '97.
Al Qaeda claims to have Suitcase Nuke

Anti-war Nuts
Saturday was a slow news day, which was good news for the "antiwar" nuts who staged demonstrations against the liberation of Iraq. They managed to get a lot more attention than they deserved. Here is one photo that didn't make it into the NY Times though.

Even more Photos

All You Need Is Friends
"John Kerry: International Man of Mystery and his Supporters." Mr. Kerry was badly hurt by his statement that foreign leaders would prefer that he be president. The American leaders most popular overseas have seldom been the ones most respected by Americans. For a larger view of the Beatles Parody - Click Here



Kerry's Supporters
Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry, from Massachusetts, has talked about the foreign leaders who support him as President of the United States, instead of your current president George W. Bush.
A website has been set up now called Foreign Leaders for Kerry and gives reasons why each leader supports Kerry.

Jesus Magnet
Some people are outraged over a sacred symbol that is being sold for laughs. Urban Outfitters, the company that sells the Dress-Up Jesus Figure, says the company, it doesn't sell the dress-up Jesus to provoke or offend people, it sells it to reflect a diversity of opinion among its customer base.
Pictures of the one Schnitt Show bought
Full story from WCAU-TV

Schnitt took Chloe to Disney World to ride the teacups.  Before Schnitt, Michelle,
Chloe got on the ride they witnessed this middle aged man with the hat
blowing chunks while riding the teacups.  You can see the puke remnants
around the teacup but you can't see the vomit in this guy's beard.  Schnitt, the
Puke-a-razzi, snapped these pictures of the man after his vomit inducing
teacup ride. Schnitt's Puke Pictures 

FAT GUY ON A  LITTLE HORSE, Check out this fat jackass who rode the
kids carousel.  Schnitt took his picture after he noticed the guy kept riding while
children waited their turn Schnitt's Fat Guy Picture 

Stand By Our Friends

3/11/04
   
Another Day to Never Forget

More coverage of the Madrid bombings.

Butt Ugly - But is it Murder?
Salt Lake County prosecutors on Thursday charged Melissa Ann Rowland with criminal homicide in the death of her stillborn baby. Prosecutors claim the woman ignored repeated warnings in the last few weeks of pregnancy that the twins she was carrying could die or suffer brain damage unless she had an immediate Caesarean section. Full Story

House bans fast-food lawsuits
The U.S. House of Representatives overwhelmingly
approved a bill Wednesday to ban lawsuits by obese
customers who say they became overweight by eating
at fast-food restaurants.

Read more here. (www.CNN.com)

 
         Uncovered in Iraq: Russian-made AA-8 Aphid air-to-air missiles.

               Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill

    

Meet Alice Regina Pike. The 35-year-old Georgia woman must think Wal-Mart
cashiers are rather dumb, because she actually just tried to pass a $1 million
bill at one of the retail chain's megastores. Read more of the story here.
                                                                                                        www.thesmokinggun.com

REAL OR FAKE ???
      PASSION OF THE CHRIST DOLL MEL GIBSON STRETCH DOLL


Kerry Priceless
New anti-Kerry ad is running in some areas of the country, paid for by the group Citizens United, the 30-second message calls Kerry "another rich liberal elitist from Massachusetts who claims he's a man of the people."
In the style of a popular MasterCard advertising campaign, the ad lists the Massachusetts senator's expenses -- including a "42-foot luxury yacht" and beachfront estates worth "over $30 million" -- before calling his alleged claim that he is one of the people "priceless."



Quicktime May Be Rquired For Viewing Video (www.Quicktime.com) 

Stewart Guilty
Martha Stewart will be wearing stripes this summer. Guilty on all Four Counts against her.

Check out Martha Stewart leaving court on Friday after being found guilty on 4 counts.  She should be convicted of animal cruelty for wearing that dead animal around her neck. Check out the video here.

Passion of the Anti-Christ?


Michael Jackson's Crap Sold!!
      

Michael Jackson's stage costumes, photographs, documents and props are
amongst the items in a mammoth collection sold to a European buyer. Vaccaro
says he paid $65,000 in storage and shipping fees owed by the Jackson
family to an Oxnard, California storage facility to eventually acquire the stash.
Click Here to check Michael's stuff.  Read more here:  CNN.com  NDTV.com  ITV.com 

Poison Pens
Schnittshow.com has informed you in the past on FBI warnings regarding James Bond type Pen Guns. The latest Pen Gun warning isn't related to bullets but pens that use poison cartridges instead, such as ricin, mercury, cyanide and arsenic. Full Story

Oh Thank Heaven for Paktribune.com
PakTribune.com, which styles itself "the first and the only dotcom in Pakistan for free, complete, and unbiased news." Do you think they realize that the picture they are using in their news story is from a satirical Web site and that Bin Laden's head has been superimposed on top of a store clerk's body? Check out the actual news story on PakTribune.com using the 7-11 Osama Photo.

Passion of the Beast?


"The Passion" is showing at the Movies at Berry Square at Mount Berry Square Mall, and the machine that prints the tickets assigned the number 666, the biblical mark of the beast, as a prefix to all the tickets for the film.
The fact that triple-six and "The Passion" have been joined is purely luck of the draw, says Gary Smith, who owns the theater complex. Full Story

Man Drives SUV Into Maui Airport


A sports utility vehicle is shown in the ticket lobby at Kahului Airport Sunday morning. KAHULUI, Hawaii (Feb. 29) - A man drove a sport utility vehicle into the ticket lobby of Maui's main airport Sunday, then set the vehicle on fire, grounding outgoing flights for hours. Read more here . (FoxNews.com)

Rumsfeld Book
The new book due out soon, 'Rumsfeld's War', by Rowan Scarborough, talks about how Israel has 82 nukes and how Rumsfeld recast American policy by declaring war on terrorism. Drudgereport.com has a copy of the secret Defense Intelligence Agency report regarding the 82 Israel nukes. (PDF)

Kerry's Globe
Photo comparison showing the size of John Kerry's head to the size of John Edwards' head.
Original link to the photo from the www.baltimoresun.com.

Could it be Her?


The photo on left is from Kerry's website and Schnitt thinks one of these women in Kerry's fundraising office (the one seated) looks quite a bit like Alex Polier.
Polier's photo is on the right.

Bush New Nose?
Did the President have some plastic surgery done on his honker? Some websites are showing pictures saying he has that nose job look. The info first popped up on awfulplasticsurgery.com

The Secretary Of Defense
Donald Rumsfeld Interview



Audio of the Schnitt / Rumsfeld Interview (02-17-2004). Caution file is over 10 Mb, you may want to right click and save it to your hard drive.

Kerry's - Alex Polier
Here is a photo of John Kerry's alleged squeeze, Alex Polier. Kerry has denied claims he had a two-year fling with brunette Alex Polier. Alex, who is in Africa with her fiancé Yaron Schwartzman. One UK rag is claiming she does want to talk about the affair. Through the AP, she has issued a denial of a Kerry affair.

FARRAH FAWCETT


ONCE she had the face of an Angel — and a legion of male fans that stretched around the world. But former Charlie’s Angel Farrah Fawcett drew shocked stares as she attended a New York fashion show, modelling a newly-sculpted nose.
Picture of Farrah's new nose

Al Jolson Squarepants
Somehow, boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Valentine's Day cards are popping up in certain Wal-Mart stores -- but the popular cartoon character found inside isn't his traditional yellow color. He's in black face. And with his trademark big teeth and wide eyes, this SpongeBob seems similar to offensive images of African Americans portrayed in minstrel shows decades ago. Full Story

National Guard Al Qaeda
National Guard soldier at Fort Lewis, Washington, was arrested Thursday on suspicion of trying to pass information about military capabilities to al Qaeda through an Internet chat room, U.S. military officials said. Full Story

Kerry Female Interns Wanted!
Drudge breaking the news on Kerry's alleged affairs with a woman, possibly an intern. We found it funny that on Kerry's site there's a page regarding his female interns, last photo on the page has the caption - "It's never too early to change the world--women interns are our future!"
We've captured a still shot of the page, that way if they change or update it, we've still got the original. Captured shot of Kerry's website

Vets Against Kerry Website
Not all Veterans rally around Kerry. Some remember things said and done by him and take it personally. Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry - http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com

No AWOL

Doesn't look like facts will silence the critics, but W has released more documents to prove he served his country.
President's Bush Military Documents in PDF format.

             
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Class Action Nipple
A woman in Tennessee has filed a class action suit about the damages suffered by seeing the Super Bowl halftime show. The formal filed documents are online at thesmokinggun.com

Bill to Protect Fast Food
People who blame their supersize waist lines on too many Big Macs, Whoppers or biggie fries wouldn't be able to sue the fast food industry for their weight problems under a measure that won unanimous approval from a Florida House panel Tuesday.
The House Judiciary Committee was taking a pre-emptive move because no one is known to have won such a lawsuit in Florida. But people have sued in other states seeking to have the industry held liable for the weight-related health effects of their products. Full Story

         Cubans Try to Reach Florida in Floating Car  
     
The U.S. Coast Guard is seen intercepting a group of Cuban migrants sailing towards the Florida Straits on a modified 1959 Buick Tuesday February 3, 2004. The pilots were the same two men who tried to sail a converted 1951 Chevy flatbed truck to the U.S. last year. Nine other migrants, including wives and children.

  

Droopy Dog and Kerry notice their similar looks

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