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On the Show 07-12-2006

At least 145 killed in Indian train blasts
CNN-IBN correspondent Jency Jacob was aboard one of the trains during the attacks. "People started running helter-skelter and started jumping from the train," Jacob said. Video/Audio at CNN's site
On the Show 07-11-2006

World Cup Head-Butt
France captain Zinedine Zidane ended his career with a red card for an intentional head-butt in the World Cup final and had to watch as his team was defeated in a shootout by Italy.

In the 110th minute of Sunday's championship game, Zidane head-butted Italy defender Marco Materazzi in the chest after the two exchanged words while walking down the field. Referee Horacio Elizondo of Argentina sent him off with the game tied 1-1.  Italy won 5-3 in the shootout.  Read more of this story at: Canada.com

On the Show 07-10-2006

Nutjob Rams Cockpit Door
24-year-old Neftali Liamendez was sent for a mental evaluation on Friday after being taken into custody at Tampa International Airport. Full Story at ABC Action News 28

U.S. reports plot to bomb NYC metro tunnels

Assem Hammoud, a 31-year-old Beirut native, was in custody in Lebanon and facing criminal charges. Full Story at MSNBC

Lightning zeros in on teenager's tunes
Jason Bunch, 17, rests at home in Castle Rock on Wednesday after being released from the hospital. He was struck by lightning Sunday while mowing the lawn. The current may have traveled through the headphone wires of his iPod, burning his ears. Full Story at the Denver Post

On the Show 07-07-2006

South Tampa soldier's funeral today
Staff Sergeant Joseph Fuerst III was laid to rest this morning. He died while serving in Afghanistan June 24th. He was killed by insurgents. Fuerst is a 1998 graduate of Plant High School. He's survived by his wife Tara. Tara was also serving in Afghanistan. More info at Tampa Bay 10
 
The Westboro Baptist Church had fliers on their website claiming they were going to show up and protest this funeral.
 
Expected protesters never showed, yet great support poured out to defend Fuerst's funeral. Photos Schnitt took

Whoaaa! Use that shirt to block N. Korean missiles


NY Post Front Page - Cheato Lay
Enron founder Ken Lay, the slippery schemer convicted of fraud and conspiracy in the energy giant's monumental collapse, dodged jail after all. Full Story in the New York Post

Flag Desecration?


On the Show 07-06-2006

Cindy Sheehan, Stars Begin Hunger Strike

Missing a few meals might help her lose the muffin top faster than Jenny Craig.

Wow! Google found time to celebrate our independence


On the Show 07-05-2006

Tortilla Jesus Christ
It was, in a small way, a special occasion for Mary Garza to be making flour tortillas over the weekend. They’re fattening, she said, so she doesn’t make them that often. But even more unexpected, as she was turning over the last tortilla, she saw an image of Jesus’ face staring back at her. Full Story at Brownsville Herald
On the Show 06-30-2006

Man Who Shot, Killed Cat Acquitted Of Animal Cruelty
A South Florida man on trial on a charge of animal cruelty for shooting his cat in the head was found not guilty Wednesday. Prosecutors said that last April, Michael Stueve, 38, stood outside his Pembroke Pines mobile home and shot his 14-year-old black-and-white cat, Mama Kitty, to death. Full Story at NBC6
On the Show 06-29-2006

Hey AssHead, How'd You Like the Israeli Airshow?
Israeli military officials said on condition of anonymity that warplanes flew low over the home of Syrian President Bashar AssHead because he has sheltered Hamas leaders, who Israel blames for masterminding the kidnapping. Full Story from the AP

Dell laptop explodes at Japanese conference

In light of the evidence, suggestion is that you avoid actually using a laptop on your lap. More Info at The INQUIRER

1976 Attempted Flag Burning
The day was April 25, 1976. The Cubs were playing the Dodgers in Los Angeles. Patrolling center field for the Cubs was 30-year-old Rick Monday.

On the Show 06-28-2006

Do you have what it takes to become a citizen?
When immigrants want to become Americans, they must take a civics test as part of their naturalization interview before a Citizenship and Immigration Services officer. The questions are usually selected from a list of 100 sample questions that prospective citizens can look at ahead of the interview (though the examiner is not limited to those questions). Some are easy, some are not. Should you be welcomed immediately to the Land of the Free or sent home for some more homework? Find out! (PLEASE NOTE: These questions are as asked on the official United States Immigration and Naturalization Services Web site. Candidates are not given multiple choices in the naturalization interview, which is conducted orally.) Full Test on the MSNBC site
On the Show 06-27-2006

Sleeping Cable Guy
A Comcast technician came over to a man’s house to repair a faulty cable modem (one of two) after missing three appointments. The tech then spent an hour on hold with Comcast’s central office causing him to fall asleep on the guy’s couch.

Click Here to read more of this story and see the video.

On the Show 06-26-2006

Indictment: Suspects wanted to 'kill all the devils we can'

A federal indictment against seven men revealed Friday details of what the government said was a terrorists' plan to "kill all the devils we can," including blowing up Chicago's Sears Tower.
 
[PDF] - Indictment

On the Show 06-23-2006

Paradise - 72 Thomases
Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa was talking about the death of terrorist leader Musab al-Zarqawi when he mentioned reporter Helen Thomas. "There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he's at," King said about al-Zarqawi. "And if there are, they probably all look like Helen Thomas." A representative for King said he has apologized to Thomas. Full Story at Local 6

On the Show 06-22-2006

A trip to North Korea


On the Show 06-21-2006

China Plans To Land On Moon By 2024
CBS: China, Japan, What's the Difference - Little Green Footballs were the ones who caught this goof up. CBS Editors have since changed it: Editor's Note: A previous version of this story included a graphic of the Japanese flag instead of the Chinese flag. We regret the error.

On the Show 06-20-2006

Google Father's Day

They chose to honor that holiday.

On the Show 06-19-2006

Two Killed in Severed Head Crash in Idaho
The severed head of a man's wife flew from his pickup truck Thursday when he crashed into an oncoming car, killing the driver and her child, police said. The investigation of the deadly wreck and the head, which was tossed onto the roadway by the impact, led police to the decapitated body of 47-year-old Theresa N. Time in the garage of the home she shared with her husband, Alofa Time, said Nampa police Lt. LeRoy Forsman. Full Story at ABC News

On the Show 06-16-2006

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi custom action figure

40 virgins HA!!!!! Abu Musab al-Zarqawi custom action figure Burn in hell rat **** piece of ****!!!! This is a custom action figure, the body is a moribundi with a resculpted head. Ebay Auction

World’s tallest woman being treated for tumor

Yao Defen, believed to be the world’s tallest woman, has begun treatment in a Shanghai hospital for a brain tumor which is largely responsible for her extraordinary height. Full Story at MSNBC

On the Show 06-15-2006

Next Stop Baghdad

President Bush rides in the cockpit of Air Force One on the final approach before landing in Baghdad. White House via Getty Images
Is this casual day on Air Force One?

June 14th - No Mention of Flag Day


On the Show 06-14-2006

7-hour Roethlisberger surgery called success

Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger underwent seven hours of surgery Monday to repair multiple facial fractures suffered in a motorcycle crash in Uptown earlier in the day. More info at the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

On the Show 06-13-2006

Too Good To Pass Up

Good thing he didn't bring his shotgun

On the Show 06-12-2006

Inconvenient Mistake

The storm is turning the wrong direction

Google Acknowledges Soccer
Good to know Google recognizes the World Cup, but never noticed Memorial Day.

Zarqawi, Welcome To America!!!
FBI agents deliver a package containing three boxes of biological samples believed to be from Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
In one of the most significant developments in Iraq since the capture of Saddam Hussein in 2003, Jordanian-born Zarqawi was killed on Wednesday in a joint U-S.-Iraqi operation helped by tip-offs from Iraqis and Jordanian intelligence.  Click Here to see the photos.

On the Show 06-09-2006

Zarqawi's Bad Day
The death Thursday of the leader of the terrorist al-Qaeda network in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, was broadly welcomed in the West as an opportunity for peace in the war-torn Middle Eastern country. US soldiers present a photo of dead Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, leader of al-Qaeda group in Iraq, during a press conference in Baghdad on Thursday 08 June 2006. Zarqawi and seven of his aides were killed in an US air raid in Hibhib, north of Baquba province. Full Story at Monsters and Critics
 

Schnitt found this on a blog

Posted on the Oregon Herald blog from a writer that claims to be related to her.

On the Show 06-08-2006

An instant of joy, then tears and tantrums as crown is snatched from beauty queen
When the Mrs. World contest finally went ahead on April 29, the crown was at first awarded to Mrs Costa Rica, Andrea Bermudez-Romero. But no sooner was she crowned than David Marmel, the pageant’s American producer, leapt on to the stage and announced that there had been a mistake. Without further explanation, the crown was whisked off a weeping Mrs Costa Rica’s head and handed to Mrs Russia — Sofia Arzhakovskaya, 18, a dancer, who is married to Sergei Veremeyenko, a banker ranked as Russia’s 100th richest man. Full Story at the Times Online
On the Show 06-07-2006

'American Idol' Assaulter Back In Court
Cory K. Favreau, was charged May 24 with striking his mother on the head when discussing American Idol.
Favreau is charged with striking his mother, Jan Chagnon, in the head with a novelty bottle-opener while the two were discussing the outcome of "American Idol" on May 24.
Read more of this story at: PressRepublican.com

On the Show 06-06-2006

Miss Texas - Teacher Sex
A first-year Hebron High School teacher and former Miss Texas contestant faces up to 20 years in jail after an 18-year-old student told police he had sex with the 25-year-old woman several times at her apartment in Austin Ranch. Amy McElhenney, who taught Spanish and was a cross-country coach at the Lewisville ISD school in Carrollton, is charged with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony. She was arrested on May 25, the last day of school, posted $5,000 bail and was released. Full Story at the DallasNews
It's "Mandy" vs the hotrods
Sick and tired of souped-up cars with loud engines and pulsing music? Barry Manilow may be the answer. Officials in one Sydney district have decided to pipe the American crooner's music over loudspeakers in an attempt to rid streets and car parks of hooligans whose anti-social cars and loud music annoy residents and drive customers from businesses.  Full Story at Reuters

On the Show 06-05-2006

Moms-to-be have 6/6/06 sense
Expectant mothers whose due dates are next Tuesday may want to think about rescheduling that hospital visit. Full Story at New York Daily News
On the Show 06-02-2006

Judge in short sentence flap targeted
Cheyenne County District Judge Kristine Cecava the judge who sentenced a sex offender to probation instead of prison in part because of his short stature.. A petition drive is calling for her resignation. Full Story at CNN

On the Show 06-01-2006

GI'S BIG FAT SUIT VS. MOORE
A double-amputee Iraq-war vet is suing Michael Moore for $85 million, claiming the portly peacenik recycled an old interview and used it out of context to make him appear anti-war in "Fahrenheit 9/11." Sgt. Peter Damon, 33, who strongly supports America's invasion of Iraq, said he never agreed to be in the 2004 movie, which trashes President Bush. Full Story at the NY Post
On the Show 05-31-2006

Ringside Reid
HBO video still shot, Sen. Minority Leader, Sen. Harry Reid, D-Nev., left, and Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., second from left, sit near ringside at the Oscar De La Hoya-Bernard Hopkins championship boxing match in Las Vegas in September 2004. Reid accepted free ringside tickets from the Nevada Athletic Commission while McCain insisted on paying.

Al Gore Blamed Global Warming for This

Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a two-month old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm. Full Story at Canada.com

On the Show 05-30-2006

Mini-Molester
Richard Thompson is the 50-year-old Nebraska man who was convicted of sexually assaulting a child, but is avoiding jail time because a judge thinks he's too short to survive in prison. Instead, the 5'1" Thompson will serve a 10-year probationary term. TheSmokingGun has his mugshot and more info

On the Show 05-26-2006

Does Oprah Deserve This?

Why is Oprah smiling when promoting Auschwitz? More info on Adfreak's Blogs

On the Show 05-25-2006

Pat Robertson the Incredible Hulk
"Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds? How does he do it? Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman? One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Full Story from CBS Sportsline
On the Show 05-24-2006

Hey Baby!
A 44-year-old North Carolina woman was arrested Wednesday on charges that she carried on a month-long sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy. Linda Ann McBride was arrested Wednesday at the Winston Salem home she shared with the boy and the child's grandmother. Full Story at TheSmokingGun

On the Show 05-23-2006

Two Saudi men arrested for boarding school bus to Wharton High School
Mana Saleh Almanajam, 23, and Shaker Mohsen Alsidran, 20, both of Tampa, were charged with trespassing on school grounds as unlawful riders on a school bus. Full Story at Tampa Bay's 10
DO NOT BE ALARMED

Demolition crews on Sunday destroyed the 499-foot cooling tower at a defunct commercial nuclear power plant. With a rumble, the tower leaned to the side and collapsed upon itself — leaving a cloud of dust and multi-ton pile of rubble. It took less than 10 seconds and roughly 2,000 pounds of explosives to complete. Full Story at Fox News

On the Show 05-22-2006

Who needs stinking badges?

Iran may force badges on Jews, Christians
Iran's parliament passed a new law this week that would force the country's Jews, Christians and other religious minorities to wear color-coded ID badges. The roughly 25,000 Jews living in the Islamic Republic would have to attach a yellow strip of cloth to their clothing, Christians would wear red badges and Zoroastrians would wear blue ones. Full Story from the UPI

On the Show 05-19-2006

Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
Critics say it's an overreaction. Some elementary school students in Pennsylvania got suspended for mixing up sugar and Kool-Aid crystals — and calling it “Happy Crack.” Officials in the Penn Hills School District said the kids were imitating drug activity. They put the mixture in plastic bags and labeled it “Happy Crack.” Full Story at Tampa Bay's 10

On the Show 05-18-2006

Lazy Ramadi
Two Indiana natives stationed in Ramadi with the Army National Guard have made the Middle East response to the Mid-West response to the West Coast response to the SNL viral-hit rap video "Lazy Sunday." More info at the LA Times

On the Show 05-17-2006

Does CNN Knowing Something We Don't?
President Bush does eavesdrop on your calls, according to CNN's website earlier today. They corrected the misprinted headline within minutes, but not before Schnitt Show captured a still image of it.

DOD Releases 9/11 Video
After years of rumors on the internet and elsewhere, the U.S. Department of Defense has released videotapes of American Airlines Flight 77 hitting the Pentagon on September 11th, 2001. The release is part of a Freedom of Information Act request by the watchdog group Judicial Watch. Full Story and video once it's posted at KFOX
  • Don't know if this will silence the idiotic conspiracy websites
  • Evidence That A Boeing 757 Really Did Impact the Pentagon on 9/11
    9/11: A Boeing 757 Struck the Pentagon, Photos and run down of evidence collected on the internet by AboveTopSecret.com
  • Judicial Watch is responsible for getting this video released

On the Show 05-16-2006

Original vs Sign Upgrade

 

Are we also restoring diplomatic relations with the mole?
Citing "a new era in U.S.-Libya relations," the U.S. State Department announced Monday that it will restore full diplomatic relations with Libya and remove the North African country from the list of state sponsors of terrorism after 27 years. Full Story at CNN
On the Show 05-15-2006

O.J. Simpson Pulls White Bronco Prank on 'Juiced'
As part of the pay-per-view show, Juiced, OJ Simpson pretends to sell the White Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous, according to a segment aired Thursday on "Inside Edition." "It was good for me — it helped me get away," Simpson said, referring to the slow-speed, televised police chase that preceded his 1994 arrest on charges of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman. Full Story at Fox News
 

Bikini Teacher Photos
A high school teacher who posed for revealing photos on a Web site will not face any discipline.

Chevillar is one of about 80 models featured on the Web site of the USA National Bikini team. Read more of this story at: Sun-Sentinel.com
 
Click Here to see photos of the teacher. 
(Photos provided by USANBT.com)

On the Show 05-12-2006

Patrick Kennedy Party Animal
The 38-year-old son of Sen. Ted Kennedy, who just checked himself into rehab for prescription-drug addiction after an early-morning car crash in Washington, D.C., dressed up like disgraced pop star Michael Jackson - complete with blackface - for a party at his father’s Virginia home in 1989. “He applied dark makeup to his face and had a costume like one worn by the then-King of Pop,” a pal told the National Enquirer tabloid. “(He) was smashed.” In even more revealing photos from an early-’90s bash at the Kennedy Compound in Hyannisport, Kennedy is shown doing “body shots” with a couple of female party guests who sucked tequila from the congressman’s navel. Full Story at Boston Herald
 

On the Show 05-11-2006

Prez Day Trip
A public sanitation worker in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday found a thick stack of papers with nearly every detail of President Bush's trip to Florida on the floor next to a big trash truck. The documents [PDF] offer the exact arrival and departure time for Air Force One, Marine One and the back up choppers, Nighthawk 2 and 3, as Washington CBS affiliate WUSA-TV first reported. More Info at CBS News
On the Show 05-10-2006

Lawnmower DUI
Police have arrested a man accused of operating lawnmower while drunk. Dondi Bowles, 50, was arrested about 9:45 p.m. Friday as he drove the mower on a sidewalk. He admits he had a few beers but thought driving his lawn mower 10 m.p.h. on the sidewalk was OK. "I didn't know you could get a DUI on a bike or a lawnmower," Bowles said. "That's the difference. If I knew that, I would've walked." Police say he drove the mower to a store about a mile from his home and was arrested on his way back. Full Story from the AP | More info at WKYC

On the Show 05-09-2006

David Blaine's Skin Peel
American ‘magician’ David Blaine has been treated over the weekend by doctors for the affects of living in a water filled sphere. After spending five days in the eight foot tank at New York City's Lincoln Center Blaine has suffered skin problems and has described his skin as ‘peeling’. Full Story at EntertainmentWise

On the Show 05-08-2006

Another Kennedy caught boozing?
Congressman Patrick Kennedy, youngest son of Ted Kennedy, was caught in a possible DUI. Kennedy claims he was loopy on prescription drugs and denied consuming any alcohol before the incident. In a press conference announced he will check into a drug rehab center for addiction to prescription drugs.

On The Show 5-05-2006

Zarqawi Flubs Seen In New Iraq Video
The U.S. military command Thursday released previously unseen images of a video purportedly posted by al Qaeda in Iraq's leader, showing him decked out in American tennis shoes and unable to operate his machine gun. Read more of this story at: CBS4.com
 
Click Here to see the video.

On the Show 5-04-2006

Verdict Announced
The jury's decision: Life in Prison
 
"America, you lost. I won." 

On the Show 5-03-2006

Pamela Rogers Online Video
Prosecutors allege Pamela Rogers Turner sent racy videos to her teenage victim. News 2 obtained a portion of that video.
Read more of this story and see the phone video at: WKRN.com
 
Explicit Video -- FOR THOSE INTERESTED [CAUTION Adults Only] (requires Quicktime) - Non-censored version of video

No Gringo Day Signs
A collection of signs at Boycott America protests from around the country that made it into the news. Click Here for Photos

On the Show 05-02-2006

Lawyer: Duke rape charge just politics
Attorneys for Reade Seligmann say this ATM photo provides an alibi for the Duke lacrosse player. More into at CNN
Immigrants Walk Off Jobs in Boycott
Hundreds of thousands of mostly Hispanic immigrants skipped work and took to the streets Monday, flexing their newfound political muscle in a nationwide boycott that, while far from unified, still succeeded in slowing or shutting many farms, factories, markets and restaurants. Full Story from the AP
On the Show 05-01-2006

Rush Limbaugh Booking Photo
Booking Date: 04/28/2006 Time: 16:25 Arresting Agency: 01 - PBSO Officer: J. HOFFMAN Original Bond: $3,000.00 Current Bond: $3,000.00 Release Date: N/A Holds For Other Agencies:No Warrant Number: N/A Charges: 893.13-3730 FRAUD-CONCEAL INFO TO OBTAIN PRESCRIPTION
 
More info related to this story at E! Online

Male Pill
Hormonal contraception for men may finally become a commercial reality within the next few years, experts suggest. Research offers reassuring evidence that it is not only effective, but reversible. Full Story at CBS
On the Show 04-28-2006

Schnitt Proposes Drilling for Oil in Frmr Exxon-Mobil Chief's Neck
With his $400 million retirement package, can Exxon-Mobil's Raymond get some work done? More Info from AP

On the Show 04-27-2006

Study shows secret to gas-free beans
Two strains of bacteria are the key to making beans flatulence-free, Venezuelan researchers reported on Tuesday. They identified two bacteria, Lactobacillus casei and Lactobacillus plantarum, which can be added to beans so they cause minimal distress to those who eat them, and to those around the bean-lovers, Marisela Granito of Simon Bolivar University in Caracas, Venezuela and colleagues reported. Full Story at Reuters
On the Show 04-26-2006

Effeminate Painting

This jacket-pulled-back, extended-hip pose of the former president was unveiled last night during a ceremony at the Smithsonian Institution. In the unconventional creation by artist Nelson Shanks, Clinton bears a passing resemblance to former "Nightline" host Ted Koppel and has a hint of a scowl on his face. Full Story at the NY Post

On the Show 04-25-2006

Gas Prices Too High?

Justin Timberlake thinks so.

On the Show 04-24-2006

Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
Danish supermodel May Andersen has been arrested for hitting a flight attendant on a flight from Amsterdam to Miami, police said. Full Story at the Miami Herald
Sleeping on the job

Could it be the Chinese guy is boring?
 
 

On the Show 04-21-2006

Duke Lacrosse Party Photos Revealed
NBC News obtained exclusive copies of the Duke timestamped photos. Attorneys say the pictures were taken the night an exotic dancer said she was raped at the Lacrosse party. In one picture, the accuser looks like she is smiling. More Images and Full Story at NBC5

On the Show 04-20-2006

Whorish Dolls

Dolls modeled after the pop group The Pussycat Dolls. Hasbro executives estimate the dolls, intended for children aged 6 to 9, will be priced around $15, with the record label receiving a royalty on sales. Full Story at the NY Times

On the Show 04-19-2006

Conspiracy Nuts

What caused this explosion? Could it be the plane?
Debunking the conspiracy nuts links are on our Remeber 9-11 page.

On the Show 04-18-2006

Easter Bunny Mugshot
Florida mall dispute ended Saturday night with the arrest of the Easter Bunny on battery charges. The rambunctious rabbit (aka Arthur McClure, 22) was nabbed after he allegedly struck a mall visitor who beefed about the early closure of a photo line on which kids and parents waited for a snapshot with the cuddly character. Full Story at TheSmokingGun.com

On the Show 04-17-2006

Hot Carolina Teacher Aide Sex Charges
Buncombe County charged 22-year-old Weaverville resident Heather Shelton with sexual activity with a student, a felony.
The high school senior with whom Shelton is charged with having sex was not her student, Detective Anne Benjamin said. Benjamin said parents of the 18-year-old become suspicious of a relationship between the two and contacted authorities. Investigators originally had said the student was 19.
Full Story at Citizen-Times

    Muhammed South Park Appearance

    Cartoon Prophet has appeared on South Park in the past - Click Here for past image of Muhammed on South Park. Muhammed from the episode Super Best Friends of South Park.
    Also Muhammad in the past was hidden amongst the crowd in the opening credits of part two of the episode cartoon wars. One opening sequence with Muhammad was fully visable and has been used since the episode "Smug Alert!". Previously, Muhammad was mostly covered in the opening sequence.

    On the Show 04-14-2006

    Activism Brick by Brick

    Not sure the group behind this but here is the message on their website. The Send-A-Brick Project was created by concerned citizens to send bricks to Washington encouraging our Congressmen to stand tough on border security. More Info Send-A-Brick.com

    On the Show 04-13-2006

    Evidence That A Boeing 757 Really Did Impact the Pentagon on 9/11
    9/11: A Boeing 757 Struck the Pentagon, Photos and run down of evidence collected on the internet by AboveTopSecret.com
    Indecent Proposal

    Former Italian porn star, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it. "I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims." Full Story at Ananova

    Cockpit Tape Horror At Moussaoui Trial
    Federal prosecutors seeking the execution of Zacarias Moussaoui figuratively placed the jury aboard doomed Flight 93 for its last searing moments, playing a recording in which a passenger begs the Sept. 11, 2001, hijackers, "Please, don't hurt me" and another cries "I don't want to die." Full Story at CBS News
     

    On the Show 04-12-2006

    Newly energized, undocumented US immigrants plan more protests
    The recent unprecedented wave of demonstrations across the United States has given a new sense of empowerment to undocumented workers, who promise more dramatic protests in coming weeks. Immigrants' rights advocates, elated by the resounding success of Monday's "National Day of Action," which drew as many as one million protesters across the United States, now are planning a national boycott which they hope will have an even greater resonance. Full Story at AFP

    On the Show 04-11-2006

    Teletubbie: I've Got A Gun
    Tinky Winky Teletubbie toy says he has a gun when you push his button. Full Story at 10News.com
    On the Show 04-10-2006

    Pimp Your Grill
    Examples of some over the top teeth grillz

    Girl protests dress code
    Zoe Hinkle thinks her miniskirt is fashionable. Her school's principal says otherwise.

    The fourth-grader plans to hold a rally after school Friday along with some classmates at Streams Elementary School in Upper St. Clair. The girls want to let school administrators know they don't appreciate being told their dresses are too short.
     
    Read more of this story at: Pittsburghlive.com

    On the Show 04-07-2006

    McKinney - Which Counties do you serve?
    Check out Cynthia McKinney's bio: seems she doesn't know her own district.
    "Where the Eleventh district had stretched from Atlanta to Savannah, McKinney found herself representing Georgia's Fourth district, which is one of the most ethnically diverse districts in the southeastern United States. The district comprises parts of DeKalb and Gannett Counties, two of the most dynamic and populous counties in the fifteen-county metropolitan Atlanta area. South DeKalb County is home to one of the most affluent African-American communities in the country. Likewise, Gwinnett County has consistently ranked among the top five fastest growing counties in the country." McKinney's website bio
    Saved Image of the page in the event the page gets pulled down. Don't forget to hover your mouse over the bottom right corner for largest and best quality.

    On the Show 04-06-2006

    Teacher Sex - 28 times in one week


    McKinney's Crazy Eyes

    Compare this to her old look. Could be why Capitol Police didn't recognize her.
     

    On the Show 04-05-2006

    "Loyal" donkeys better than wives, says textbook
    A textbook used at schools in the Indian state of Rajasthan compares housewives to donkeys, and suggests the animals make better companions as they complain less and are more loyal to their "masters," The Times of India reported Tuesday. Full Story at Reuters

    On the Show 04-04-2006

    You're Fired
    Iraq's resistance has replaced Abu Musab al-Zarqawi as political head of the rebels, the son of Osama bin Laden's mentor has said in Jordan. Hudayf Azzam, 35, who claims close contacts with the fighters, said on Sunday: "The Iraqi resistance's high command asked Zarqawi to give up his political role and replaced him with an Iraqi, because of several mistakes he made. Full Story at AlJazeera.net

    On the Show 04-03-2006

    Young Girl 'Dumped In The Street Like Garbage'
    Girl Ran After Car Yelling "Daddy, Daddy"
    Miami police need your help after a little girl is abandoned in the middle of the street. According to a witness who found the child in an alley, the young girl was thrown out of a car in the area of Northwest 60th Street and 17th Avenue around 11:00 p.m. Thursday night. The child then ran after the car yelling “daddy, daddy”, after being dumped in the street, all alone and frightened. Full Story at CBS4

    On the Show 03-31-2006

    Judge the Gesture for yourself


    On the Show 03-30-2006

    Crack is Whack


    New York, New York, It’s a Helluva Town

    Note the tear-off tabs at the bottom of the flyer - More Info at Gawker

    On the Show 03-29-2006

    Pansy French Water Canon


    On the Show 03-28-2006

    Moussaoui Says He Was To Fly 9/11 Plane Into White House
    Al-Qaida conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui testified Monday that he and would-be shoe bomber Richard Reid were supposed to hijack a fifth airplane on Sept. 11, 2001, and fly it into the White House. Moussaoui's testimony on his own behalf stunned the courtroom as he disclosed details he had never revealed before. It was in stark contrast to Moussaoui's previous statements in which he said the White House attack was to come later if the United States refused to release a radical Egyptian sheik imprisoned on earlier terrorist convictions. Full Story at NBC4i
    On the Show 03-27-2006


    Joe "Pags" Pagliarulo filling in for the vacationing Schnitt
    03-24-2006


    Joe "Pags" Pagliarulo filling in for the vacationing Schnitt
    03-23-2006


    Joe "Pags" Pagliarulo filling in for the vacationing Schnitt
    03-22-2006

    Charges Dropped Against LaFave
    WESH 2 News has learned that local prosecutors are dropping the charges against Debra LaFave, the school teacher accused of having sex with her 14-year-old student. The decision comes only hours after a Marion County judge rejected a second plea deal in the case. Full Story at WESH
    Something funny?

    Joe "Pags" Pagliarulo filling in for the vacationing Schnitt
    03-17-2006

    Iraqi Security Forces, Coalition Launch 'Operation Swarmer'
    Iraqi and coalition forces today launched Operation Swarmer in the south of Iraq's Salah Ad Din province to clear a suspected insurgent operating area northeast of Samarra, military officials reported. Full Story at DoD
    Harris Sticks With Fla. Senate Bid
    Rep. Katherine Harris will fight rather than quit her U.S. Senate campaign, saying she'll spend $10 million she inherited from her father to revive her bid, which has been set back by her ties to a bribery scandal. Full Story at ABC News
     
     
                (Seen On Fox News)


    03-16-2006

    Dangerlously Incompetent

    Sen. Debbie Stabenow of Michigan


    03-15-2006

    More Private Sex Ed
    Ex-teacher Flannigan begins prison term
    Former teacher Carol Flannigan was carted off to prison this morning to serve a five year sentence for her relationship with an 11-year-old boy. Flannigan, wearing a sweat shirt, jeans and sneakers, sobbed throughout her sentencing. Last month, she accepted a plea agreement and the original charge of capital sexual battery was reduced to lewd and lascivious molestation. Full Story at the Palm Beach Post
     
    More Teacher Sex News:


    03-14-2006

    White House Aide - Shoplifter
    On January 2, 2006, a Target store Loss Prevention Manger observed an unknown man enter the store located at 25 Grand Corner Avenue in Gaithersburg. He was observed in the store with an empty Target bag in a shopping cart. The man was then seen selecting merchandise throughout the store and placing items in the Target bag. He put additional items in his cart. The man then went to guest services where he produced a receipt and received a refund for the items he had just selected from the store shelves. After receiving the refund he left the store without paying for the additional merchandise in the shopping cart. He was apprehended by the store employee. Full Report at Montgomery County Maryland Police
     


    03-13-2006

    Westchase HOA vs Supporting Our Troops
    Stacey Kelley, the wife of an Army private now serving in Iraq, faces a $100-a-day fine for posting a 'Support Our Troops' sign in her Westchase yard. Homeowners' association rules prohibit residents from posting most signs. Full Story at TBO
     
    [Latest Update 3/10/06] - Woman turns down peace offer on sign

    On the Show 03-10-2006

    Tossing beheaded chicken into street leads to a fine
    Decapitating the bird was not a crime because it is a humane way to kill chickens. Animal-control experts examined the dead bird and found no markings of abuse on it. The man was arrested for littering. Full Story at Chicago Tribune
    On the Show 03-09-2006

    Judge Asked to Reconsider Lafave Plea Deal
    A psychiatrist testified today that if the case does go to trial it would be detrimental to the victim's emotional health if he was forced to testify. Full Story at FoxNews

    Arab-American Psychologist Wafa Sultan: There Is No Clash of Civilizations but a Clash between the Mentality of the Middle Ages and That of the 21st Century
    An interview with Arab-American psychologist Wafa Sultan. The interview was aired on Al-Jazeera TV on February 21, 2006
     

    On the Show 03-08-2006

    Hey, Cindy - Nice Muffin Top

    Cindy Sheehan arrested during NYC protest
    Peace activist Cindy Sheehan is arrested by police officers after blocking the door to the U.S. Mission to the U.N. offices in New York, during a protest against the Iraq war on Monday. Full Story at MSNBC

    Family may provide evolution clue
    (Schnitt doesn't know if this passes the sniff test)
    Five siblings from Turkey who can only walk on all fours could provide science with an insight into human evolution, researchers have said. Full Story at BBC News

    On the Show 03-07-2006

    Reasons to question UAE
    Background on UAE and Islamist Extremism
     
    -- 1991. On the eve of the 1991 Gulf War, Sheikh Zayed Bin Sultan,” the father of the current UAE president, branded the United States “our number two enemy” after Israel.
    1. “our number two enemy” after Israel. Welcoming Terror to U.S. Ports (column)
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=21413
     
    -- 1997. UAE is one of few countries recognizing the Islamist Extremist Taliban as legitimate government of Afghanistan.
    2.United Arab Emirates recognized the Taliban regime in 1997
    http://www.state.gov/outofdate/bgn/a/10958.htm
     
    -- 1998. Al-Qaida money in UAE Dubai banks linked to the 1998 U.S. embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania blamed on Osama bin Laden.
    -- 1999. UAE royal family meets with Osama Bin Laden - after Bin Laden's 1996 and 1998 declarations of war on the United States. UAE rulers maintained close ties to Osama bin Laden before September 11. U.S. intelligence detected an official United Arab Emirates government airplane in Afghanistan to meet with Osama Bin Laden on at least one occasion.
    3. UAE Govt and Bin Laden
    Report: Considered an ally now, UAE backed bin Laden
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20060223-123441-8908r.htm
     
    -- 1999-2003. Sheikh Zayed's Zayed Center for International Coordination and Followup, founded in 1999 as the official Arab League think-tank, was shuttered under international pressure in 2003; it provided a platform for anti-Western, anti-Christian and anti-Jewish extremists like Saudi economist Dr. Yussuf Abdallah Al Zamel, who blamed the war in Iraq on "radical Zionist and right-wing Christian" influence.
    -- 2001. UAE “compensation” plan for the Palestinian intifada in 2001 included $3,000 for every Palestinian shaheed, $2,000 for his family, $1,500 for those detained by Israel, $1,200 for each orphan. In addition, families of those terrorists whose homes Israel demolished each received $10,000. Also in 2001, in support of the martyr’s families in the Palestinian intifada, two telethons were organized in the UAE. “We Are All Palestinians” raised 135 million dirham, or $36.8 million, and “For Your Sake Palestine” raised 350 million dirham, or $95.3 million.
    5. HAMAS and Zayad data:
    Welcoming Terror to U.S. Ports (column)
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=21413
     
    -- 2001. United Arab Emirates served as a financial base of September 11 hijackers who used UAE banks to get terrorists funds in USA who attacked USA - about half the $250,000 spent on the Sept. 11 attacks was wired to al-Qaida terrorists in the United States from Dubai banks, according to U.S. Treasury investigators
    -- 2001. United Arab Emirates served as an operational base for the September 11 hijackers (two of whom came from UAE)
    6. January 2004 - UAE Banks Investigations and Roles in 9/11
    Associated Press: U.S. Eyes UAE Banks in Terror Money Probe
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/000670.php
    9/11 -- UAE Funds Transfer -- Money is Moved to the Hijackers
    http://cryptome.quintessenz.org/mirror/usa-v-zm-ind.htm
    7. Al-Qaida money in Dubai banks also has been linked to the 1998 U.S. embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania blamed on Osama bin Laden.
    U.S. Eyes UAE Banks in Terror Money Probe
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/000670.php
     
    -- 2001. UAE - it was through Dubai that Russian arms dealers supplied bin Laden's Taliban backers in Afghanistan before the U.S.-led war ousted their Islamic government.
    8. U.S. Eyes UAE Banks in Terror Money Probe
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/000670.php
     
    -- 2002 to 2005 (?) - UAE - Dubai-based companies in the United Arab Emirates have been cited linchpins in the lucrative nuclear weapons black market that has supplied Iran, Libya and North Korea. SMB Computers, a key element in the nuclear weapons black market operated by Pakistani scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan. Another UAE company involved in the nuclear black market was Gulf Technical Industries. The shipments were said to have been disguised and often relabeled in Dubai to avoid detection. Dubai company SMB was also the front for the nuclear network that sought to provide up to 1,000 centrifuges to Libya. SMB owner Tahir was shipping agent for nuclear black market, using UAE shipping facilities. UAE port of Dubai served as the port of destination for these shipments.
    9. Computer Firm in Dubai was Hub for Black Market Nuke Network
    http://www.10e20webdesign.com/news_center_latest_technology_
    internet_news_February_13_2004_computer_firm_in_dubai_
    was_hub_for_black_market_nuke_network.htm
     
    -- 2004. UAE Red Crescent donated $2 million to HAMAS “charities” to be distributed to 3,158 terrorists’ orphans.
    -- January 2004. According to US officials, banks in UAE remain a key focus in the investigation into terror funding despite moves to tighten reporting rules, freeze accounts and control informal money transfers; this is due to Dubai's history of shady transactions and the difficulty of tracking a matrix of legal and illegal free trade. UAE continues to stonewall the U.S. Treasury Department's efforts to track al Qaeda's bank accounts.
    -- March 2005. UAE Friends Society transferred $475,000, through the UAE Red Crescent, to West Bank “charitable” organizations in Hebron, Jenin, Nablus and Tulkarem to distribute to the families of “martyrs”
    -- May 10, 2005. Saudi/UAE Al-Majd TV: “the fact that [the U.S.] entered [Iraq] … makes it every Muslim's duty to go out against them, not only the Iraqis… Jihad today has become an individual duty that applies to each and every Muslim… When the Muslims fought in Afghanistan they destroyed the Soviet Union… It collapsed, and Allah willing so will [the U.S.] collapse.”
    10. May 10, 2005 Saudi/UAE Al-Majd TV:
    http://www.frontpagemagazine.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=16814
    -- July 27, 2005, the Palestinian Information Center carried a public HAMAS statement thanking the UAE for it’s “unstinting support.” The statement said: “We highly appreciate his highness Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Bin Sultan Al-Nahyan (UAE president) in particular and the UAE people and government in general for their limitless support
    11. Welcoming Terror to U.S. Ports (column)
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=21413
     
    -- February 2006. UAE Company Hosts Hamas Web Site - a company in the United Arab Emirates provides hosting services for one of the leading web sites of Hamas
     
    -- February 2006. Misuse of passports on the rise in UAE. "Cases of fraud involving misuse of passports are on the rise in the UAE, Khaleej Times, has learnt."

    Holy Cow

    Nosey... George Bush meets some of the locals.

    On the Show 03-06-2006

    Texas LONGhorn?
    Does the full version of the photo on the left show a basketball player accidently exposing himself as he jumps to block the shot? According to the original paper that printed the photo: 'The picture does not show anything improper. Enlarging the photo to the size of a regular Eagle news page. The specific section of the picture in question showed nothing more than the white inside liner of the player's uniform. The color was distorted for a variety of reasons, primarily because of the angle at which the picture was taken, the lighting, orange color of the uniform on the left pant leg reflecting up into the groin area, and the specific moment that was captured.

    Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Caught Napping
    Political redistricting is a tedious legal issue. So tedious, in fact, that Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg apparently fell asleep during oral argument in the Court’s review of a controversial Texas redistricting plan directed by Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas, in 2003. The Associated Press reported that Ginsburg had difficulty staying tuned to the details of the hearing: "The subject matter was extremely technical, and near the end of the argument Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dozed in her chair. Justices Souter and Samuel Alito, who flank the 72-year-old, looked at her but did not give her a nudge.” Full Story at Newsmax
    On the Show 03-03-2006

    Jay Bennish
    The Ward Churchill of High School

    An Overland High School geography teacher was put on leave Wednesday while Cherry Creek Schools investigates whether he violated district policy that requires balanced viewpoints in the classroom.
    Jay Bennish, who teaches 10th grade world geography, is being investigated for making biased, anti-President Bush comments in class during a discussion of the State of the Union speech last month.
    "These are serious allegations and we're very concerned about it," said Tustin Amole, spokeswoman for Cherry Creek Schools. "This does not reflect the type of teaching that we want to see in Cherry Creek school district."
    Bennish could not be reached for comment Wednesday night. Full Story at The Rocky Mountain News
    [AUDIO] listed below in today's Schnitt List - On the Show

    On the Show 03-02-2006

    India Welcome Wagon

    Thousands of Indians Protest Bush Visit
    "Whether Hindu or Muslim, the people of India have gathered here to show our anger. We have only one message _ killer Bush go home," one of the speakers, Hindu politician Raj Babbar, told the crowd. Full Story at the Washington Post

    Sex change teacher gets job back

    To students at a US primary school, she was Mr McBeth. Now, after undergoing a sex change, 71-year-old Lily McBeth will return to the classroom as Miss McBeth.
    Despite criticism from parents, the board of Eagleswood Elementary School in New Jersey is standing by its decision to allow McBeth to resume working as a substitute teacher. Full Story at the Sydney Morning Herald

    On the Show 03-01-2006

    Ms. Smith Goes to Washington

    Anna Nicole Smith seems to have found some friends in high places — on the U.S. Supreme Court. At least four of the court's justices were sympathetic to the former Playboy Playmate's argument that the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals erred in overturning a favorable multimillion-dollar judgment for her from her late husband's estate. Full Story at Fox News

    Here it comes again - Making the email rounds
    Soldier Crossing-Fingers while shaking Hillary's hand. More Info at Snopes

    On the Show 02-28-2006

    W.House cautious on Iran-Russia nuclear deal
    The White House reacted skeptically on Monday to reports that Iran had reached an agreement with Russia on a proposed joint venture to enrich uranium in Russia. Russia's original proposal -- welcomed by the White House -- had been for Iran's uranium to be enriched in Russia to defuse suspicions that Iran might divert some nuclear fuel into a weapons program. However, Iran has always insisted upon its right to enrich the uranium it mines in its central desert on its own soil, and it was uncertain how the original Russian proposal could be tailored to please Tehran. It was unclear what the new agreement announced in Iran on Sunday involved. Full Story at Reuters
    On the Show 02-27-2006

    Terror Trojan Horse

    Cartoon from the NYPost

    On the Show 02-24-2006

    Schnitt's Been Saying This For A Long Time

    On the Show 02-23-2006

    Company at center of controversy may move into Tampa's port
    A United Arab Emirates company at the center of controversy may move into Tampa's port. Tampa Port Authority commissioners have voted to continue contract discussions with a subsidiary of Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation. The London-based company is being acquired by Dubai Ports World, a state-owned business in the UAE, a U.S. ally. Full Story at Tampa Bay's 10
    On the Show 02-22-2006

    PETA Criticizes Eva Longoria for Bragging About Hunting Skills
    People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is urging Vice President Dick Cheney to take Eva Longoria hunting with him to teach her a lesson for boasting about her hunting experiences. PETA bosses are outraged by the star's actions and have placed the pint-sized actress on their hit list with fur wearers and animal tormentors. Full Story at Starpulse
    On the Show 02-21-2006

    The Cheney T-Shirt


    On the Show 02-20-2006

    Kiss sends man to prison--for life!
    It may have been a borderline call, but it was still a third strike. The Oregon Court of Appeals on Wednesday upheld a ruling that sent Nicholas Meyrovich to life in prison under a 2001 three-strikes law. Meyrovich got his third strike, a felony sex offense, for delivering an unwanted kiss. Meyrovich, in his appeal, claimed that a life sentence for the kiss violated the Oregon Constitution's ban on cruel and unusual punishment. Meyrovich, 60, an exterminator, was inspecting the home of a Salem woman in October 2003 when he suddenly grabbed her and kissed her. The woman pushed Meyrovich away, but he took hold of her again and sucked her on the neck, stopping when a neighbor walked in. Meyrovich was later convicted of first-degree sexual abuse, which under Oregon law requires the forcible touching of the "sexual or other intimate parts" of another person. Meyrovich argued that the neck is not an intimate part of the body; the court disagreed. Full Story at Tampa Bay's 10
    On the Show 02-17-2006

    Underground Sub Facility

    Xia missile submarine at Jianggzhuang Submarine Base  (Digital Globe)

    Time since Dick Cheney has shot anyone in the face


    Appeals Court Rejects Jackson's Claim About Ex-Wife
    Michael Jackson entered into a business deal with his ex-wife Debbie Rowe to enable the pop superstar to become a father, according to newly-released court papers.
    The official documents come as part of a ruling from a California Court of Appeal, issued Thursday, rejecting Jackson's claim that Rowe gave up her parental rights. Full Story from the World Entertainment News Network

    On the Show 02-16-2006

    Cheney Actions Could Face Legal Scrutiny
    Dallas defense attorney David Finn, who has been a state and a federal prosecutor, said Wednesday that a Texas grand jury could bring a charge of criminally negligent homicide if there is evidence the vice president knew or should have known "there was a substantial or unjustifiable risk that his actions would result in him shooting a fellow hunter." Full Story from the AP
    On the Show 02-15-2006

    Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack
    The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot in or touching his heart and he had "a silent heart attack" Tuesday morning, hospital officials said. Full Story from AP
    On the Show 02-14-2006

    Abramoff Photo with Bush
    Then minutes later Schnitt stands where Abramoff was.

     
     

    Watch Out! He's Armed...


    On the Show 02-13-2006

    Security Screeners Find Skull In Passenger's Luggage
    A human skull found in a woman's luggage at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport is likely an object used in a voodoo ritual, the Broward County medical examiner said Friday. Full Story at NBC6

    On the Show 02-10-2006

    Couple Claims Jesus Appeared On Pancake

    A couple in Ohio claims the image Jesus appeared to them after he whipped up a weekend breakfast of pancakes, and are now selling it on ebay. Full Story at Local 6

    Britney's Baby Drives???
    Britney Spears is photographed driving with baby Sean Preston on her lap as her bodyguard sits in the passenger's seat. 
     
    No Charges Expected For Britney's Baby Joy Ride
     
    Click Here to see more photos.
     
    Read more of this story at: AccessHollywood.com

    Man Who Torched Dealership Kills Self On Plane
    A man who drove his brand new SUV into the Metro Ford dealership, doused it and other cars with gasoline and set them ablaze after he became upset with his purchase is dead of an apparent suicide. Gerald Georgettis was found dead in the bathroom of a cross country United Airlines flight that landed at Denver International Airport Wednesday night. Georgettis, until Monday manager of a theater for the city of North Miami, was found Wednesday night in the bathroom of United flight 209 headed to Los Angeles from Dulles International Airport near Washington, D.C. The flight crew made an emergency landing at DIA and Georgettis' body was removed from the plane. Full Story at CBS
    Man Who Torched Car Dealership Commits Suicide On Plane
    A man who crashed a sport utility vehicle into a Ford dealership showroom, splashed gasoline around and set it on fire took his own life Wednesday night on an airplane bound for Los Angeles.  Read more of this story and see a video report at: Local10.com and NBC6.net

    On the Show 02-09-2006

    WARNING: EXPLICIT SUV CRASH VIDEO!

    If you are easily offended by explicit and graphic videos, please do not view this. Otherwise, please take this video as a PSA. Be careful when you are driving and always buckle up, and finally, DO NOT EVADE THE POLICE!
     
    Check out the video footage here: SUV Crash Video


    Poll: Iran America's Biggest Threat

    Americans now think Iran is the biggest threat to the U.S., according to a new poll. As recently as October, Iraq, China, and North Korea ranked as the most threatening. The Pew Research Center for the People and the Press -- which did the poll -- said among people who've been following recent news about Iran, there's even greater concern. Full Story at NBC 13

    On the Show 02-08-2006

    Schnitt Show PSA
    WARNING!! DO NOT FILL PARTY BALLOONS WITH FLAMMABLE GAS!

    A man from Sheridan is facing explosives charges after he accidentally blew up his own car with a gas-filled balloon he was taking to a Super Bowl party.  Read more of this story at: TheDenverChannel.com

    On the Show 02-07-2006

    Al Michael's F-Bomb?
    Did Al Michaels say what we think he said? Last night during the "Big Game" Michaels talks about a play on the field that sounds like he said the "F" bomb. You decide!

    Click Here to listen to the edited version.
     
    Click Here to listen to the unedited version.
    warning may contain bad language.

    Cartoon Protests Spread


    On the Show 02-06-2006

    Super Bowl Egg Test
    Superbowl Egg Test! Every year we have a foolproof way to determine the winner of the Superbowl. We write each of the team names on two seperate eggs and put them into a microwave; whichever one explodes first is the loser.

    This year, in a best of three, the Seattle Seahawks prevailed.  Click Here to see the photos.

    NYC Museum Displays Bin Laden Painting
    The current National Black Fine Art Show in the Puck Building in NYC is displaying a Christ Like Bin Laden painting. This is the 10th anniversary edition of the show which features galleries from across the country selling the works of America's top African American painters, sculptors, and photographers.  This painting by Harlem artist "Tafa", depicts an upside down Christ-like figure with a face strongly resembling Osama Bin Laden. The painting is bordered with hand lettered expressions and names including "mujahadin," "McCarthyism," and "Amadou Diallo," a man killed by New York City police in 1999. More Info regarding this Story at WCBS TV

    Teen investigated for homework threat to Bush
    A homework assignment asked 7th-grade students at John F. Deering Middle School in West Warwick, Rhode Island, to describe their perfect day. The boy under investigation wrote it would involve unspecified violence against Bush, Coca-Cola Co. and Wal-Mart Stores Inc. executives, and TV talkshow host Oprah Winfrey, school officials said. Full Story at Reuters
    On the Show 02-03-2006

    Deputy Shooting Airman Video
     
    The FBI is investigating possible civil rights violations in connection with home video of a California deputy shooting an Air Force security officer back from Iraq who appeared to be obeying his commands. Read more of this story and see the video at: Local6.com

    On the Show 02-02-2006

    Virginia Shares 'The Eyebrow' with America

    It has a mind of it's own. It's name -- Lt. Governor.

    Who Needs a Caption - Just Look at it!


    On the Show 02-01-2006

    St. Louis Police Investigate Beating of Suspect
    St. Louis and Maplewood police say they're reviewing the violent arrest of a suspect who'd led police on a high-speed chase Monday morning.  And the Missouri Highway Patrol will investigate. 
     
    Read more of this story at: Tampabays10.com

    Alito Confirmed
    Samuel Anthony Alito Jr. was sworn in as the nation's 110th Supreme Court justice on Tuesday after being confirmed by the Senate in one of the most partisan victories in modern history.
     
    Alito was sworn in by Chief Justice John Roberts in a private ceremony at the Supreme Court building across from the Capitol at about 12:40 p.m. EST, court officials said. Full Story at ABC News

    Dominatrix Not Guilty In Bondage Death
    Assistant Disrict Attorney Bob Nelson puts on the mask found in defendant Barbara Asher's makeshift "dungeon" to show the jury how Michael Lord may have died, in Dedham, Mass.,
     
    A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a fatal heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval torture device.
     
    Read more of this story at: CBSNews.com
     
     

    Terri Schiavo Ebay Sale

     What sicko put this auction up?  Ebay Yanks it!
    Live Ebay Auction  This listing (#7741425981) has been removed or is no longer available.
     

    On the Show 01-31-2006


    Bitch!

    Just a little Hamas refresher course for your viewing pleasure

     
    Aren't those little Hamas suicide bomber kids adorable!

    Smell My Finger!

    The trial of Saddam Hussein and seven co-defendants for crimes against humanity was in disarray after a courtroom session in which Saddam's half-brother was dragged away by guards, the defence team walked out, and the former Iraqi dictator was ejected following a slanging match with the new chief judge. Full Story at the Guardian

    On the Show 01-30-2006

    U.S. posts wrong photo of ‘al-Qaida operative’
    United States intelligence agencies have been hunting for one of al-Qaida's most notorious members - an expert in poisons and lethal chemicals. But NBC News has learned they have been trying to find him by using a photo of the wrong man on his wanted poster. Full Story at MSNBC
     
    Left: U.S. posted photo of ‘Abu Khabab al-Masri’. Right: TV interview photo of Islamic preacher Abu Hamza al-Masri.

    Teacher's affair with student turns into custody battle over their child
    Then 17-year-old Steven Bradigan says he had a relationship with Christine Scarlett while they were at Strongsville High School. The two have a 2-year-old son together. Bradigan says the relationship started in a Dairy Queen parking lot. Full Story at WKYC
    On the Show 01-27-2006

    ApprovedGasMasked.com
    Schnitt - having always been a pretty healthy guy - noticed now that he has kids, he's been getting sick a lot! So to thwart illness, he wants a HAZMAT biohazard suit! Which model should he get?

    Check out the website ApprovedGasMasks.com

    On the Show 01-26-2006

    Teen beats up his grandmother - because she won't buy him beer
    Bradenton, Florida -- Deputies say a 16-year-old has been arrested for beating his grandmother with a two-by-four for refusing to give him $100 for beer. Full Story at Tampa Bay's 10
    On the Show 01-25-2006

    How much Alito do you want to hear on the Schnitt Show today?
    A Little Alito
    38%
    The Just Right Amount of Alito
    26%
    No Alito
    25%
    A Lot of Alito
    9%

    West poses as Jesus for Rolling Stone
    Kanye West, with a crown of thorns atop his head, poses as Jesus Christ on the cover of the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone. The outspoken rapper defends his brash attitude inside the magazine's pages, on newsstands Friday. He is also pictured posing as Muhammad Ali. Full Story at Miami Herald
    Unruly man jumps off plane after biting another passenger
    A Pompano Beach man has been charged with a host of crimes including trespass, resisting arrest and battery on a Law Enforcement officer. Officers say 28-year-old Troy Anthony Rigby forced his way off a plane at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport and led police on a chase down the runway. Full Story at Tampa Bay's 10
    On the Show 01-24-2006

    UF requirement for partner benefits: You must have sex
    University of Florida employees have to pledge that they're having sex with their domestic partners before qualifying for benefits under a new health care plan at the university. The partners of homosexual and heterosexual employees are eligible for coverage under UF's plan, which will take effect in February. The enrollment process began this month, and some employees have expressed concern about an affidavit that requires a pledge of sexual activity. Full of Story at Gainsville.com
    On the Show 01-23-2006

    Carlie Brucia's Mom arrested in St. Petersburg
    Susan Schorpen, the mother of slain 11-year-old Carlie Brucia, was arrested just after midnight on 4th Street North in Saint Petersburg. Schorpen is charged with posession of crack cocaine and "facility prostitution."  Full Story at Tampa Bay 10

    SOMEBODY TELL STAR TO ZIP IT
    Yesterday, the co-host of "The View" told viewers that the war on terror was nothing more than a clash of male egos between President Bush and Osama bin Laden. "You know what? At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper," she said during a discussion of bin Laden's latest audio tape. Full Story at the NY Post
    On the Show 01-20-2006

    Ted Kennedy Accused of Fathering Illegitimate Child
    Senator Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts is accused of fathering an illegitimate child according to published reports. The Boston Herald picks up on a story that will be in the American tabloid 'The National Enquirer' this week. The cover has a shot of Kennedy and reports that a 20-year cover up is exposed. 'Ted Kennedy Secret Love Child' the headline screams. Full Story at the National Ledger
    On the Show 01-19-2006

    City of Tampa MLK Parade
    Photos from the Tampa MLK Jr. parade that were sent to the Schnitt Show by Lance, one of our listeners. Lance is disturbed by an inadvertent suggestion in these photos. Do you see what Lance sees? Click Here for photos

    Nevada couple sentenced in chili finger case
    A Nevada couple who planted a severed finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili to extort money from the fast food chain were sentenced Wednesday to lengthy prison terms after apologizing for their crimes. Anna Ayala, 40, who said she bit into the digit, was sentenced to nine years in state prison for the finger fraud and an unrelated charge. Her husband, Jaime Plascencia, 44, who obtained the finger from co-worker who lost it in an industrial accident, was ordered locked up for more than a dozen years for fraud and charges that included being a deadbeat dad. "Greed and avarice overtook this couple," said Judge Edward Davila, adding that they "lost their moral compass." Full Story at the San Fran Chronicle

    On the Show 01-18-2006

    George Clooney Speech
    Golden Globes Award: George Clooney knocks Abramoff and his name

    George Clooney: I want to thank Jack Abramoff, you know, just because. I’m the first one out, lets get this thing rolling. I don’t know why. Who would name their kid Jack with the last words ‘off’ at the end of your last name? 
     

    Quick! Move that TV into the den!
    A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't. "If there's no television in the bedroom, the frequency (of sexual intercourse) doubles," said Serenella Salomoni whose team of psychologists questioned 523 Italian couples to see what effect television had on their sex lives. Full Story at Reuters
    On the Show 01-17-2006

    Photo fakery at the New York Times

     
    Is a fake staged photo fit to print? What if it staged in a way that makes the US forces fighting the War on Terror look cruel and ineffective? The evidence argues that yes, it can run, and in a prominent position - at least in the case of the New York Times website. It appears that the Times, once-upon-a-time regarded as the last word in reliability when it comes to checking before publishing (which makes them so much better than blogs, of course), has run a fake photo on the home page of its website. The photo has since been removed from the home page. Full Story at the American Thinker

    On the Show 01-16-2006

    Bum Beating!!!
    Surveillance video shows attack on homeless man at Florida Atlantic University in Fort Lauderdale - Young men armed with baseball bats or sticks attacked three homeless men, killing one and hospitalizing the two others early Thursday morning in Fort Lauderdale's downtown and beachside areas, police said.   Click Here to see the video.  Read more of this story at Sun-Sentinel.com

    On the Show 01-13-2006

    BAT-MAN
    Police don't recommend this as the thing to do in a robbery situation.  An employee at the Exxon station in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania took bat to the would be Robber. Read more of this story and see the video at: WFMZ.com 

    Kim Jong II disappears in China amid financial woes
    North Korean leader Kim Jong II has disappeared in China. His luxurious special train which reportedly crossed the border into China Tuesday morning at Dandong was nowhere to be found Wednesday.  Full Story at Monsters and Critics

    On the Show 01-11-2006

    NASA's Pluto Mission Draws Three Dozen Protesters
    About three dozen people assembled at the spaceport Saturday to protest this month's planned launch of a plutonium-powered space probe bound for Pluto. The demonstrators made speeches, sang songs and carried signs with messages such as "NASA puts us all at risk!" and "Even mousetraps malfunction. Is a mini-Chernobyl in our community's future?" in opposition of the nuclear generator being used to power the New Horizons spacecraft. The protesters say a rocket explosion could expose people, animals and the environment to dangerous doses of radioactive plutonium. Many of the people who gathered outside Cape Canaveral Air Force Station alleged the mission is not just for scientific gain, but also to test the nuclear generator for use in space weapons. Full Story at Space.com
    On the Show 01-09-2006

    Collectors go bananas for flawed $20 bill
    An ordinary fruit sticker that mysteriously ended up on a $20 bill could spur currency collectors to bid up to 1,000 times the bill's face value at an auction Friday. The flawed bill bears a red, green and yellow Del Monte sticker next to Andrew Jackson's portrait. The bill originated at a U.S. Treasury Department printing facility in Fort Worth, but how the fruit tag found its way onto the greenback is unknown. Full Story at CNN

    Elmo - Who Wants To Die?
    A mother in Dallas is one of several parents complaining about a new interactive book for toddlers in which Sesame Street character Elmo asks "who wants to die?"

    It's a sick joke," mother Angela Bolls said. "If it's a joke then it's a bad one, you know? And it's not necessary. It's inappropriate."  Read more of this story at: Local6.com

    On the Show 01-06-2006

    Wikipedia Does It Again

    Sharon Is In Hell. Wikipedia has already removed this info, but here is a captured image. More info at TruthCaucus.com

    On the Show 01-05-2006

    Only One Miner Survives Following 'Miscommunication'
    Jubilation turned to anger early Wednesday when relatives of 12 coal miners believed alive in a West Virginia coal mine blast were told that 11 of their loved ones were dead. One survivor was in critical condition at an area hospital. Full Story Distributed by Knight Ridder/Tribune Information Services

    On the Show 01-04-2006

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